TV Show/Character Quotes.

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I see threads for movie and book quotes, but some of the best were in TV shows. Let 'em rip, comedies, dramas, SciFi, westerns, soaps, modern, classic, whatever.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!

-- Al Bundy

 

[StillStunned]

Vila: "Don't you ever get tired of being right?"
Avon: "No, I get tired of everyone else being wrong."
- Blake's 7

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds

 

[CuriousRick]

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds

I aim to misbehave. - Malcolm Reynolds

 

[NotWise]

I haven't watched anything but (American) football for years. My favorite quote would have to be "Omaha" -- Peyton Manning.

 

[Justplainjeff]

I see threads for movie and book quotes, but some of the best were in TV shows. Let 'em rip, comedies, dramas, SciFi, westerns, soaps, modern, classic, whatever.

Favorite movie quote: "A man's got to know his limitations" Inspector Harry Callahan.

 

[Justplainjeff]

Second favorite: "What we have here is a failure to communicate" Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke.

 

[lovecraft68]

You could blow up this thread with quotes from this show, especially Al

One of my favorites

Peg-I want sex!
Al, So do I, Peg, but you don't see me bothering you."

Katie Sagal is still going strong

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

One of their all time classic greats when Peg comes back from a trip .....

Did ya miss me Al?

With every bullet so far Peg.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. - Richard Castle

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Annette Johnson: You just may go to Heaven whether you like it or not.
Dr. John Becker: Thanks. It's the first time someone suggested I go in that direction.


- Becker

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Dr. John Becker: He's a college kid. Basically, that's a penis with a backpack.

-Becker

 

[Kelliezgirl]

A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. - House

 

[MrPixel]

It seems my faves come from cartoons.

"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred." - SuperChicken to his sidekick after sidekick got clobbered by something.

"Steal track, Commissioner! Steal track!" - George of George of the Jungle warning the head-of-state his train was about to derail.
"But George, that's what the train runs on!"
[crash]
"I try to tell you, Commissioner. Somebody steal track!"

Anything from the "Acme Corporation." - Road Runner. Acme played a big role in starting my first serial on LitE.

And of course, there are Bugs Bunny's many laments about not turning left at Albuquerque. Trouble I have in looking back is my MC's were in Albuquerque in the second chapter of my road trip story, and I didn't use the line. 20/20 hindsight.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

It seems my faves come from cartoons.

Don't get me started on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

 

[Rob_Royale]

"You were kind of hard the Beaver last night, dear."

Leave it to Beaver.

 

[StillStunned]

Lt. Castillo: "And Crockett--"
Crockett: "Yeah yeah, I know. [Imitates Castillo's voice] No heroics."
- Miami Vice

Holly: "Sartre said, 'Hell is other people.'"
Lister: "Yeah, but all his mates were French."
- Red Dwarf

Capt. Darling: "Thank God! We live through it! The Great War, 1914 to 1917!"
- Blackadder Goes Forth

 

[Bloodandglitter]

"Watch your back, Rhymes with." Jack talking to Detective Luntz

"Nice hat"

"Number 4, knock at the door!"

All from Tin Star....I think the series was hilarious

 

[MelissaBaby]

"Yo! Magnets, bitches!"- Jesse Pinkman

 

[Bloodandglitter]

• Ria Torres: "What am I supposed to believe about you?"
• Cal Lightman: (shrugging) "You can believe whatever you want. It's what everybody else does."

Lie To Me

 

[MelissaBaby]

Tony Soprano: "Where the fuck you been?"
Chris: "The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."

 

[Bloodandglitter]

"You are depriving some village of their idiot!" Klaus

"I'd ask what you're doing Klaus, but then it occurred to me that I don't care." Five

Umbrella Academy

 

[StillStunned]

More Blackadder:

Capt. Blackadder: "I on the other hand am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me."

*
Nurse: "You almost *were* a boy, my little cherry pip."
Queenie: "What?"
Nurse: "Yes! Out you popped, out of your mummy's tumkin, and everyone shouted, 'It's a boy, it's a boy!' Then someone said, 'But he hasn't got a winkle.' And then I said, 'A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it's a miracle! A boy without a winkle!' And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. And everyone was really disappointed."

*
Lord Flashheart: "Bridesmaid! Love the beard, gives me something to hang on to. Woof!"

 

[Comshaw]

"Listen, when you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more."
Sherman Potter


Comshaw