What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Slickrick123]

Atleast its suposed to stop raining.

 

[morelikeasong]

Officer, I would like to press charges against whoever beat the shit out of me in my sleep last night.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

Nice try!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The first person declaring innocence is usually the culprit. I know no watch crime drama every once in a while.

 

[morelikeasong]

The first person declaring innocence is usually the culprit. I know no watch crime drama every once in a while.

I thought it was the first person to point the finger?

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I thought it was the first person to point the finger?

I knew I should have watched more crime drama

 

[MrMakersMark]

A denial prior to accusation is what we call in the biz......dubious?

So....

 

[morelikeasong]

A denial prior to accusation is what we call in the biz......dubious?

So....

(@HopefulRetirement)

 

[HopefulRetirement]

(@HopefulRetirement)

 

[morelikeasong]

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See those pupils, @MrMakersMark ? That cat is clearly on drugs! Maybe even PCP. Violent, I tell you! Violent!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

See those pupils, @MrMakersMark ? That cat is clearly on drugs! Maybe even PCP. Violent, I tell you! Violent!

 

[MrMakersMark]

See those pupils, @MrMakersMark ? That cat is clearly on drugs! Maybe even PCP. Violent, I tell you! Violent!

A-ha!
My security net would definitely catch a random dude, and chomp at least 1/2 a foot before I wake up and call him off.

But curvy songbirds would almost certainly slip right past him..
I mean, if he was listening when I trained him.

Not looking good for you here.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

A-ha!
My security net would definitely catch a random dude, and chomp at least 1/2 a foot before I wake up and call him off.

But curvy songbirds would almost certainly slip right past him..
I mean, if he was listening when I trained him.

Not looking good for you here.

I'm exonerated (@morelikeasong)

 

[morelikeasong]

A-ha!
My security net would definitely catch a random dude, and chomp at least 1/2 a foot before I wake up and call him off.

But curvy songbirds would almost certainly slip right past him..
I mean, if he was listening when I trained him.

Not looking good for you here.

But… but…

I’m an angel!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

But… but…

I’m an angel!

Damn your seductive eyes!

 

[MrMakersMark]

But… but…

I’m an angel!

The Dark Lord was an angel too!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The Dark Lord was an angel too!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But… but…

I’m an angel!

Can confirm.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I hate it when I have to bite my tongue and be civil.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Steak or chicken tacos for lunch?

 

[Pad_Foot]

I hate it when I have to bite my tongue and be civil.

Would a ball gag help??
Just asking’!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Cats poop in sandboxes.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Aaannnd it was nice while it lasted.

 

[Mrtenant]

Aaannnd it was nice while it lasted.

Fucking hate it when its the last beer.

 

[Mrtenant]

I hate it when I have to bite my tongue and be civil.

Then go bite his tongue and be evil?