What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Chillygirl]

Thirty years would be a long gap between having sex with the same person

That’s my biggest fear about dating right now. I had sex with the same guy for 25 years….now I’m supposed to get naked in front of a new guy and not be awkward about sex with a stranger?!

 

[Shenanigans90]

That’s my biggest fear about dating right now. I had sex with the same guy for 25 years….now I’m supposed to get naked in front of a new guy and not be awkward about sex with a stranger?!

I hope you’ve learned that buying a shenanigans90 replica dildo is not the answer.

 

[Chillygirl]

I hope you’ve learned that buying a shenanigans90 replica dildo is not the answer.

Are you sure? It might help.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Are you sure? It might help.

My replicas were never meant to be used as a weapon young lady.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

This guy in this Facebook group must be a Socialist, the way he keeps getting publicly owned.

 

[NyxAvatar68]

I'd like to run Hyrule Warriors at a charity event one day...even though it's heavily unlikely to happen.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My sleep schedule is killing me. Day drunk nap from 7-11pm now wide awake. Gotta be another way.

 

[TomTeacher19]

That’s my biggest fear about dating right now. I had sex with the same guy for 25 years….now I’m supposed to get naked in front of a new guy and not be awkward about sex with a stranger?!

That is a very legitimate and valid fear / concern.

My situation is a little different in that I've been contacted by someone I have not seen in thirty years.

 

[jarhead76]

Damn I need to figure out something for dinner.

I made spaghetti for dinner. I have a special recipe for the meat sauce.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Who knew washing machines could be sexy?

 

[Sunlover102]

Friday tomorrow. I hope its better than today, yesterday and the day before.
There some pretty cool people here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm thinking...a little Elvis to start the day.

 

[MrGoatee]

Hang on, we are supposed to think????

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'm wondering just how long it's going to take my customer to realize I don't need to be there today.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Officer, I would like to press charges against whoever beat the shit out of me in my sleep last night.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Officer, I would like to press charges against whoever beat the shit out of me in my sleep last night.

Those nightmare gnomes got you too?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It'll be a music day, I think.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Those nightmare gnomes got you too?

Dunno!
But whoever it was hits really fucking hard.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Dunno!
But whoever it was hits really fucking hard.

I feel you. I've had mornings where it feels and entire platoon of paralysis demons were having a MMA bout with nightmare gnomes.

 

[Slickrick123]

Atleast its suposed to stop raining.

 

[morelikeasong]

Officer, I would like to press charges against whoever beat the shit out of me in my sleep last night.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

Nice try!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The first person declaring innocence is usually the culprit. I know no watch crime drama every once in a while.

 

[morelikeasong]

The first person declaring innocence is usually the culprit. I know no watch crime drama every once in a while.

I thought it was the first person to point the finger?

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I thought it was the first person to point the finger?

I knew I should have watched more crime drama