What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Well, actually...I got run over by a Smartcar, nearly drowned in a lake, attacked by rabid Pit Bulls, bitten by a rattlesnake, went skydiving with a faulty parachute that never opened, and I wore a "Taylor Swift Sucks!" t-shirt to a Taylor Swift concert.

So I've had the usual number of fatal incidents that we sexy alts usually encounter, but I've miraculously survived them all. I'm still here, bitches!

Tee hee hee :heart::kiss::heart::kiss::heart::kiss:
XOXOXO TNT
Rawr!

Groovy, Baby!

How's Jim by the way?

Oh damn. Wrong sexy alt. Sorry.

*sips martini*

"Cheers"

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