What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MrPimms]

“Welcome to the Playground, pal” doesn’t quite have the same ring.

Does that mean I’m Gruber?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love sex dreams, but 99% of mine are me trying to masturbate and people keep interrupting me (not in a fun way).

Same. Not even gonna try to delve into that. It’s fine. All fine.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I practice lucid dreaming so I don't do that unless I want to.

I have heard of this.
I am lacking the skill.
My skills and...pretty much everything else dramatically fade while I am sleeping.

But...

 

[GriffinTheGryphon]

Well, that's humiliating. But at least fucking up my phrasing made Sir laugh, so I guess in the end it was okay!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

Chocolate bar. Masturbation is overrated.

 

[EricaAnna]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

Why not masturbation followed by that sweet delectable chocolate?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why not masturbation followed by that sweet delectable chocolate?

This

 

[tryinsomethinnew]

I could use a beer.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wondering if I can time my 25,000th post to my 20 year anniversary here. Yes, I’m a dweeb.

 

[Carmina24]

We are developing a mood cock ring with advanced features - can predict the kind of sex you want to have, let's your partner control it, has customizable flavors, no-snooze alarm, glow in the dark so your partner can find you easily, emergency power bank

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/post-101474388

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/post-101474451

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking this rain is LONG overdue!!!

 

[Carmina24]

We are developing a mood cock ring with advanced features - can predict the kind of sex you want to have, let's your partner control it, has customizable flavors, no-snooze alarm, glow in the dark so your partner can find you easily, emergency power bank

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/post-101474388

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/post-101474451

We now have a version for the ladies:

Climax Unlimited: SHE Series (TM)
contains all features of the male version, but with one additional feature:
TruthSense (TM) - built-in bullshit detector. Syncs with tone, heartbeat and micro-pauses in his speech. If he's lying, SHE will know it before he finishes typing

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I wonder if that is reaching the final stages.

 

[tryinsomethinnew]

I'm thinking this rain is LONG overdue!!!

Same

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Love connecting with like minded people.

 

[LostHorizon]

I want Wendy’s

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Where the fuck have you been? Av's have dissapeared. Oh and btw, I see yours is still intact. Wtf? Just cause you're a diety...nevermind

Wtf is @TotallyNotTaegul

*sips martini*

"Cheers"

Well, actually...I got run over by a Smartcar, nearly drowned in a lake, attacked by rabid Pit Bulls, bitten by a rattlesnake, went skydiving with a faulty parachute that never opened, and I wore a "Taylor Swift Sucks!" t-shirt to a Taylor Swift concert.

So I've had the usual number of fatal incidents that we sexy alts usually encounter, but I've miraculously survived them all. I'm still here, bitches!

Tee hee hee
XOXOXO TNT

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

@TotallyNotTaegul is not the goddess we asked for, but is most definitely the goddess we deserve.

Finally someone gets it.

Tee hee hee
XOXOXO TNT

 

[hulmule]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

Masturbation , the price of chocolate is going up !!

 

[hulmule]

I want Wendy’s

The new Frosty's are pretty good

 

[Taegul]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

This why I don't like M&Ms. I want the chocolate that does melt in my hand so I don't have to choose.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Chocolate bar or masturbation?

Least amount of effort but most satisfaction?

I'd do both at the same time and see how it works

 

[awired50]

Chocolate ice cream sounds good!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I want Wendy’s

You want Wendy's what? Has she consented to this?