What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[barefootgirl69]

To me, this sounds like a bad one. A good one is more like Uhhhhhhhhhh vs Ughhhhhhh

Good point!

 

[DannieB]

Them: Hey

Me: Hi

…..

*me imagining they frisbeed their phone across the room*

 

[Statius]

I hate it when random people ask me why I do not have children "yet".

I gave up commenting in the ass that don't re ol e around writing and stories, but FUCK THAT RANDOM PIECE OF SHIT! I'm pissed off for/ with you! I curse the day that person learned to speak! Anyway. Peace

 

[Statius]

I gave up commenting in the ass that don't re ol e around writing and stories, but FUCK THAT RANDOM PIECE OF SHIT! I'm pissed off for/ with you! I curse the day that person learned to speak! Anyway. Peace

What the fuck was that?! I gave up commenting in threads that don't re solve around story telling and writing. Wish I could claim drugs or alcohol for that, but sadly can't.

 

[DannieB]

 

[Statius]

Hey! I'm embarrassed enough! Don't pick on me! It's late where I'm at! Hahaha!

 

[Shenanigans90]

It’s refreshing to come here when feeling down and getting a good laugh.

 

[DannieB]

Hey! I'm embarrassed enough! Don't pick on me! It's late where I'm at! Hahaha!

I get it. Words! Typing angry fast will get you every time!

 

[Statius]

I get it. Words! Typing angry fast will get you every time!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why am I awake??

 

[tommyt125]

Why am I awake??

Sameeee

 

[oldasspussy]

I wish I never got married, so many wasted years

 

[Chillygirl]

Some people just whine all the time! I mean I know I can be whiny but I try to be funny too!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why does it feel like a Thursday?

 

[Chillygirl]

Why does it feel like a Thursday?

I wish it was Thursday!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Why does it feel like a Thursday?

 

[positiveflirt]

Why does it feel like a Thursday?

RIGHT??
We're so ahead of the game the calendar can't handle us.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I wish it was Thursday!

Same!!

Why? It’s still Wednesday & now I’m just even more disappointed by that fact

RIGHT??
We're so ahead of the game the calendar can't handle us.

We should be able to make our own time! I declare every day to be Saturday!

 

[MrPimms]

Why am I awake??

Cheese?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You will walk up to a man on the street and ask him how it’s hanging, but you would never walk up to a woman on the street and ask how her vagina is holding up.

You’re weird.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Why? It’s still Wednesday & now I’m just even more disappointed by that fact

Because Thursday is my Friday.
I work 4×10s.
No, it can't actually BE Thursday, but wish it felt like Thursday.

Feels like a full-on, authentic Wednesday to me.

Wednesday is the most hateful of days.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You will walk up to a man on the street and ask him how it’s hanging, but you would never walk up to a woman on the street and ask how her vagina is holding up.

You’re weird.

If I’m ever in the position of asking a woman how her vagina is hanging, I hope I’m a medical professional in a healthcare setting!

 

[MrMakersMark]

If I’m ever in the position of asking a woman how her vagina is hanging, I hope I’m a medical professional in a healthcare setting!

Made me immediately think of this scene.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I really wish I hadn’t got cum in my eye yesterday.

 

[Chillygirl]

When words don’t match actions…