What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Well, actually...I got run over by a Smartcar, nearly drowned in a lake, attacked by rabid Pit Bulls, bitten by a rattlesnake, went skydiving with a faulty parachute that never opened, and I wore a "Taylor Swift Sucks!" t-shirt to a Taylor Swift concert.

So I've had the usual number of fatal incidents that we sexy alts usually encounter, but I've miraculously survived them all. I'm still here, bitches!

Tee hee hee :heart::kiss::heart::kiss::heart::kiss:
XOXOXO TNT
Rawr!

Groovy, Baby!

How's Jim by the way?

Oh damn. Wrong sexy alt. Sorry.

*sips martini*

"Cheers"

🍸
 
Back to work after a week off. Hangover yesterday, no sleep last night, nearly broke Nora, couldn’t find the handbag I wanted to use today but on a plus side, I did find a nail varnish that I have been looking for for weeks in the bag I ended up using, forgot to charge my AirPods so hoping they will last for the 90 minute journey to the office. I think today might be a fun one 🥺
 
Back to work after a week off. Hangover yesterday, no sleep last night, nearly broke Nora, couldn’t find the handbag I wanted to use today but on a plus side, I did find a nail varnish that I have been looking for for weeks in the bag I ended up using, forgot to charge my AirPods so hoping they will last for the 90 minute journey to the office. I think today might be a fun one 🥺
You got this. I'm with you all the way

*goes back to sleep *
 
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