MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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My favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. It’s really the only thing normal about me.
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I'll eat vanilla baby.My favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. It’s really the only thing normal about me.
I'll eat vanilla baby.
Chocolate at a lubricant?/ humm I'll give it a tryI'd do both at the same time and see how it works![]()
Rawr!Well, actually...I got run over by a Smartcar, nearly drowned in a lake, attacked by rabid Pit Bulls, bitten by a rattlesnake, went skydiving with a faulty parachute that never opened, and I wore a "Taylor Swift Sucks!" t-shirt to a Taylor Swift concert.
So I've had the usual number of fatal incidents that we sexy alts usually encounter, but I've miraculously survived them all. I'm still here, bitches!
Tee hee hee
XOXOXO TNT
It's the sun angle. I'm sure of it.Why am I so tired?
(Perspective: At the time I wrote this, it was only 8.10pm)
Maybe you need Coffee?Why am I so tired?
(Perspective: At the time I wrote this, it was only 8.10pm)
It's the sun angle. I'm sure of it.
this post has not been approved by the FDA and is not intended to treat or cure any sleepless nights associated herein...
Maybe you need Coffee?
No I was just trying to be helpful??But my internal clock doesn't stop until 1am.
You trying to kill me?![]()
I'm not a coffee drinker.No I was just trying to be helpful??
Ok Tea it is! Sorry I didnt know that about you and coffeeI'm not a coffee drinker.
Just the smell in the store aisle makes me feel nauseated.
But, maybe a cup of tea will wake me up.![]()
Lol. Good thing I've got a day job then. Doesn't sound like I've got much of a future in sleep sciences (or with the FDA)But my internal clock doesn't stop until 1am.![]()
Now you have me thinking about masturbating with chocolate. Toblerone might be fun to try but a Cadbury’s flake might get a bit messyI'd do both at the same time and see how it works![]()
You got this. I'm with you all the wayBack to work after a week off. Hangover yesterday, no sleep last night, nearly broke Nora, couldn’t find the handbag I wanted to use today but on a plus side, I did find a nail varnish that I have been looking for for weeks in the bag I ended up using, forgot to charge my AirPods so hoping they will last for the 90 minute journey to the office. I think today might be a fun one![]()