Cucumber

[Wonderer67]

I just picked this beaut and will be entering it in the 4H fair tomorrow.

https://imgur.com/a/KwWNtPX

 

[Foxed]

I just picked this beaut and will be entering it in the 4H fair tomorrow.

https://imgur.com/a/KwWNtPX

I want one!

 

[Foxed]

I have never become intimate with my fruit and veg...and really, I don't feel like I am missing out.

I'm just thinking...what if you got really attached to a particular cuke? It won't last forever, and then what? It's going to be like breaking up with a boyfriend you really, really liked...

I'll just stick to B.O.B.'s thanks!

Honestly, you need to give it a go. It’s like a one night stand. Enjoy the experience and pick another one for the next time. You won’t be disappointed

 

[sunset_dreaming]

The SO brought this topic up many years ago in a drunken confession session, stating quite proudly that she had enjoyed many a cucumber playtime. Never had the opportunity to witness such acts but it was both before and during our early marriage years.
Bring that topic up now and I’d be better ready to dodge what object is thrown my way…

 

[CuriousJInLA]

My ex loved using cucumbers, squash, zucchini, and of course toys. Made it a lot more fun

 

[Foxed]

The SO brought this topic up many years ago in a drunken confession session, stating quite proudly that she had enjoyed many a cucumber playtime. Never had the opportunity to witness such acts but it was both before and during our early marriage years.
Bring that topic up now and I’d be better ready to dodge what object is thrown my way…

My wife felt the need to tell our friends that I do

 

[Foxed]

My ex loved using cucumbers, squash, zucchini, and of course toys. Made it a lot more fun

I’m more a fingers girl. Cucumber is just my holiday treat

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

My wife felt the need to tell our friends that I do

Do you find many of your friends now watching you with suspicion if you get too near their fridge?

 

[CuriousJInLA]

I’m more a fingers girl. Cucumber is just my holiday treat

I’m more of a tongue and lips guy, but who am I to deny that which someone wants

 

[Foxed]

Do you find many of your friends now watching you with suspicion if you get too near their fridge?

Lots of jokes made at dinner parties

 

[Foxed]

I’m more of a tongue and lips guy, but who am I to deny that which someone wants

I enjoy my solo me time

 

[Foxed]

I normally get my daily cu from the same market stall walking back from the beach. Selecting it is part of the fun, building expectation. The Turkish stall holder doesn’t understand why I don’t just buy a big bag once a week like the locals do It’s the smaller straight bobbly ones I like

 

[Foxed]

I normally get my daily cu from the same market stall walking back from the beach. Selecting it is part of the fun, building expectation. The Turkish stall holder doesn’t understand why I don’t just buy a big bag once a week like the locals do It’s the smaller straight bobbly ones I like

Ps. I need post a pic on Lit of the cu in action. But can’t find it now

 

[Foxed]

Ps. I need post a pic on Lit of the cu in action. But can’t find it now

Pps. I can’t find the pic, I mean. I know where the cu ended up —- in our tummies

 

[MrGoatee]

Ps. I need post a pic on Lit of the cu in action. But can’t find it now

Shame you cant find that

 

[Foxed]

Shame you cant find that

It was on my imgbb account. But can’t see it now

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I know where the cu ended up —- in our tummies

Was it that long
Oh oh wait, no. I get it now

 

[MrGoatee]

It was on my imgbb account. But can’t see it now

That is a shame

 

[Foxed]

Was it that long
Oh oh wait, no. I get it now

Yes and yes

 

[sunset_dreaming]

My wife felt the need to tell our friends that I do

I was just wanting to be the selfish one and get to see that cue in action
Drunken dinner parties have positives… and negatives

 

[Foxed]

Guess what I have?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Guess what I have?

Stick of limp celery?

 

[Foxed]

Stick of limp celery?

Some pics

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Some pics

gulp

Well umm ahhh (pulls at his collar) if a lady was predisposed to the sharing of the aforementioned, then a gentleman would be most happy to peruse them (puts in his monocle)

 

[Foxed]

gulp

Well umm ahhh (pulls at his collar) if a lady was predisposed to the sharing of the aforementioned, then a gentleman would be most happy to peruse them (puts in his monocle)

They are rude. I was on holiday and sent them to my wife