Handjob - prefer guy, girl, tguy, or tgirl

[subbyclarajane]

For real though.

Are we grammatically okay with ‘a trans’?

 

[frappingwilly]

I’m straight, but would love a handjob from a trans…

Same

 

[pellso27]

Had a few strippers at the house of funk in mempho

 

[DoItAgain1144]

For real though.

Are we grammatically okay with ‘a trans’?

I like a blue or a sad from time to time.

 

[subbyclarajane]

I like a blue or a sad from time to time.

Yeah, but I’m not gonna listen to a whole an album, because I’m out of antidepressants.

… I think I fucked that up.

 

[Flickinghardbeans]

No no no, I’m not asking for volunteers, damn you guys. But I do my fair share of speculative investigation to further my understanding of things.

What’s your preference? Would it be different if you knew them or if they were a stranger?

Yes. I’m procrastinating my chores. And I’m kinda bored. So, what’ll it be?

T girl

 

[rc1989]

I've only had a man or a woman. If I'm getting a handjob then I've already given one or about to fuck. Getting one from a guy would be top choice since I would have already given one to him at the least.

 

[pellso27]

I'd like a smaller t or sub bi

 

[BillyWalrus]

I'd like a smaller teal or sub bi

Teal? Like a duck? I don't think they give hand jobs.

 

[pellso27]

English teacher has never been understood. Dah like who really cares

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I just... think tguys are overlooked. In so many places, so many ways. When omg they're so FUCKING COOL.

Guess I just want to spread the good word.

Why do tguys seem to be so thin on the ground compared to tgirls?
I have been active on Fiorry for a couple of months, I drop into Scruff every so often… other sites here and there- yes I am a total wanna be man whore with a questing mind… but all that malfeasance aside… I can count on one hand the number of tmen I have seen on those sites…are there fewer tmen (spell check tries to make that ‘ramen’…?? 🫩) out there then twomen ? Do they face more harassment or something ?

 

[subbyclarajane]

Why do tguys seem to be so thin on the ground compared to tgirls?
I have been active on Fiorry for a couple of months, I drop into Scruff every so often… other sites here and there- yes I am a total wanna be man whore with a questing mind… but all that malfeasance aside… I can count on one hand the number of tmen I have seen on those sites…are there fewer tmen (spell check tries to make that ‘ramen’…?? 🫩) out there then twomen ? Do they face more harassment or something ?

I might have guessed, but honestly I don’t have enough intel. Tguys I know kinda just wanna do dude things, and most of them are already in relationships. Why? Idk, they have their shit together.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I might have guessed, but honestly I don’t have enough intel. Tguys I know kinda just wanna do dude things, and most of them are already in relationships. Why? Idk, they have their shit together.

No one has their shit together more than you do, SCJ.
I swear that’s not a pickup line… but you know, if it were… it would suck wouldn’t it?
Right up there with sticking your head out the window and hollering, “Hey lost and lonely, FEELING LUCKY??!” ….

 

[magicalmoments]

I've received hand jobs from men and women. From my experience I prefer guys, I think they have a better understanding of what a guy enjoys. I've never had any sexual experience with a trans, but would have loved the opportunity had it ever arisen.I

 

[subbyclarajane]

No one has their shit together more than you do, SCJ.
I swear that’s not a pickup line… but you know, if it were… it would suck wouldn’t it?
Right up there with sticking your head out the window and hollering, “Hey lost and lonely, FEELING LUCKY??!” ….

All I can see is the guy hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, getting to "... FEELING LU-!!" and smashing his face into a stop sign, falling out of the vehicle, and his buddy laughing at all the blood while I casually point to my No Scrubs tee shirt and move on.

This feels elaborate.

Eh. I'm a storyteller. Why apologize.

 

[subbyclarajane]

We're still doing 'a trans'?

Why does that feel itchy? Like when it looks like you spelled maintanence correctly but the little like is like HAHAFUCKYOU! NO I'M NOT SAYING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. Maybe try Google IF YOU CAN SPELL IT!

Maintenance. OMG THAT WAS KILLING ME.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

All I can see is the guy hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, getting to "... FEELING LU-!!" and smashing his face into a stop sign, falling out of the vehicle, and his buddy laughing at all the blood while I casually point to my No Scrubs tee shirt and move on.

This feels elaborate.

Eh. I'm a storyteller. Why apologize.

In typical idioso male fashion, the driver sabotaged his buddy’s effort to smoothly deliver said suave pickup line by deliberately steering towards the stop sign in an attempt to knock his friend for a loop.. he was all too successful in both that and in catching the passenger side outer tie rod end on a protruding storm drain, creating a deep stress fracture in the stem… a fracture that wouldn’t fail completely until he was crossing back over to Jersey on the upper level of the GW bridge doing 85…

 

[subbyclarajane]

In typical idioso male fashion, the driver sabotaged his buddy’s effort to smoothly deliver said suave pickup line by deliberately steering towards the stop sign in an attempt to knock his friend for a loop.. he was all too successful in both that and in catching the passenger side outer tie rod end on a protruding storm drain, creating a deep stress fracture in the stem… a fracture that wouldn’t fail completely until he was crossing back over to Jersey on the upper level of the GW bridge doing 85…

Dark.

You hitting on me?

 

[stickygirl]

We're still doing 'a trans'?

Why does that feel itchy? Like when it looks like you spelled maintanence correctly but the little like is like HAHAFUCKYOU! NO I'M NOT SAYING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. Maybe try Google IF YOU CAN SPELL IT!

Maintenance. OMG THAT WAS KILLING ME.

Darling! A 'trans' is the formal version of the more familiar salutation 'Hi tranny! You doing BJs today?'.

Transgenderism is what happens if you shoot a dude with a transgenderising gun. I often see transgenderised trucks with 'Trans International Trucking' painted on the back and I wonder if they're owned by a transgender tranny or if they secretly transport transgenderbots to men needing a handjob. And where are these trans ports?

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Dark.

You hitting on me?

The oddly harmonious yet unheard screams of two entitled young white men as the ‘92 Mustang describes the arc of the diver into the cold embrace of the Hudson River, 302 screaming at an impossibly tortured 8200 rpm as legs lock fully extended in adrenaline soaked fear, accelerator pedal mashed unrealized to the floor…
Clara J, always the cool aviatrix, pulls the nose of the Piper Cub up sharply to avoid an impossibly improbable mid air collision as the roof of the Mustang rocketing downwards misses the undercarriage of the plane with mere feet, nay, inches to spare… her incredibly handsome and debonair passenger manages at the last to tear his eyes away from her exquisitely beautiful features to view the demise of the two dastardly protagonists in our brief tale…

Am I hitting on you ?!?
Dear god in heaven, why I believe I am
I confess that I’m as shocked as you are!
Is all this drivel having even the slightest effect…

 

[subbyclarajane]

The oddly harmonious yet unheard screams of two entitled young white men as the ‘92 Mustang describes the arc of the diver into the cold embrace of the Hudson River, 302 screaming at an impossibly tortured 8200 rpm as legs lock fully extended in adrenaline soaked fear, accelerator pedal mashed unrealized to the floor…
Clara J, always the cool aviatrix, pulls the nose of the Piper Cub up sharply to avoid an impossibly improbable mid air collision as the roof of the Mustang rocketing downwards misses the undercarriage of the plane with mere feet, nay, inches to spare… her incredibly handsome and debonair passenger manages at the last to tear his eyes away from her exquisitely beautiful features to view the demise of the two dastardly protagonists in our brief tale…

Am I hitting on you ?!?
Dear god in heaven, why I believe I am
I confess that I’m as shocked as you are!
Is all this drivel having even the slightest effect…

You know when you make a girl laugh... to give her those good feels, keep her focused on you so that she can see all the other charm that makes her want to suck your cock?

That's not what's happened here.

ADHD kicked in real hard at Piper Cub and brain zipped to 5' wingspan model cub I crashed into the neighbor's van. It's upstairs under the bed, which is a terrible place to hide evidence but who is going to look there seriously. The only thing people will see is the piles of clothes the kids have aged out of that have to be donated. I can't forget the box of books to sell back to Half Priced Books, oh did I take out that copy of my Art History textbook I wanted to keep. I have it marked to my favorite painting. It's a William Turner. I used to go to the MFA and stand and look at that painting for tens of minutes. But either there was no seating or someone was using it, can't remember, and but I could stay longer because I was sore from kung fu and my legs were getting stiff. This black belt was showing off and got me on this splits machine, and I tore up the insides my thigh so badly that...

I could go on. And would. But my 2yo is screaming in her bed because she has to pee. Now I have to pee also. What a disaster.

 

[subbyclarajane]

Darling! A 'trans' is the formal version of the more familiar salutation 'Hi tranny! You doing BJs today?'.

Transgenderism is what happens if you shoot a dude with a transgenderising gun. I often see transgenderised trucks with 'Trans International Trucking' painted on the back and I wonder if they're owned by a transgender tranny or if they secretly transport transgenderbots to men needing a handjob. And where are these trans ports?

You know damned well the NRA is backpedaling on the transgenderising gun. ARs are fine, but don't you dare give a man a pussy. Fine, at least keep the safety on.

 

[Wageslave]

Does it matter as long as you both enjoy the experience ?

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

You know when you make a girl laugh... to give her those good feels, keep her focused on you so that she can see all the other charm that makes her want to suck your cock?

That's not what's happened here.

ADHD kicked in real hard at Piper Cub and brain zipped to 5' wingspan model cub I crashed into the neighbor's van. It's upstairs under the bed, which is a terrible place to hide evidence but who is going to look there seriously. The only thing people will see is the piles of clothes the kids have aged out of that have to be donated. I can't forget the box of books to sell back to Half Priced Books, oh did I take out that copy of my Art History textbook I wanted to keep. I have it marked to my favorite painting. It's a William Turner. I used to go to the MFA and stand and look at that painting for tens of minutes. But either there was no seating or someone was using it, can't remember, and but I could stay longer because I was sore from kung fu and my legs were getting stiff. This black belt was showing off and got me on this splits machine, and I tore up the insides my thigh so badly that...

I could go on. And would. But my 2yo is screaming in her bed because she has to pee. Now I have to pee also. What a disaster.

I am so sorry about that, that was not at all my intent and I deeply apologize.
I also am not trying to seduce you or hit on you, I’m just a bit of a buffoon that tries to make people laugh.
Sorry for causing turmoil and distress

 

[subbyclarajane]

Does it matter as long as you both enjoy the experience ?

I read this as “anyone that isn’t lousy”