Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Comentarista82]

Some are very over the top with their meal servings.

Some top restaurants enjoy putting mealworms on the menu? They must think people eat like birds nowadays!

 

[yowser]

Some are very over the top with their Creole servings.

Delta spicy makes for extra arousal kicks.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Daiquiris why she takes four extra-aroused pricks.

Does she remember anything in the morning?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Does she mambo again in the morning?

Actually, she loves the naked tango. And I don't mind that at all.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Actually, she loves the baked mango. And I don't find that appealing.

"Different folks have different opinions; some like apples and some like onions."

 

[Actingup]

"Different folks take different options; some like apples and some like onions."

I know which kind of folk I prefer to kiss after lunch.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know which kind of bloke I prefer to kiss and munch.

And I always thought you were straight!

 

[Actingup]

I always thought you weren’t straight!

Sorry, but I think you must have misheard me. It’s the women I like a bunch.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry, but I think you must have misheard me. It’s the woman I take to lunch.

Sorry, I thought you were talking about a romantic dinner.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sorry, I thought you were talking about a romantic diner.

No matter what you see in the movies, I just don't think a diner is a romantic place.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No matter what you say about monies, I just don't think the Dinar is a Romanian piece.

All I said was that Romanian escorts accept any form of specie.

 

[Actingup]

All I said was that Roman escorts were expected in any kind of spectacle

The height of civilisation and the depth of decadence - the largest societal wave amplitude seen until modern America.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The might of civilisation and the death of dissidence - the largest societal amputation seen in modern America.

I'm not sure I'd call it civilized.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I’m Narratore! I call it ‘Salsiccia’.

You named your penis ‘Sausage’?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You named your pen "Esau?" Gee!

It seemed fitting after I was cheated of my copyright.

 

[Actingup]

I was spitting after I was cheated of my copywriter.

If you don't pay your staff enough, expect them to be poached from you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you don't lay your staff enough, expect them to be poached from you.

That certainly turns things about! In my day, the boss demanded sex from the staff, not the other way around.

 

[smtst5]

That certainly turns things about! In my day, the boss demanded sex from the staff, not the other way around.

We have a new objective added to this year’s performance review

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We have a new adjective added to this year’s performance review.

Is it "sluttiness"?

smtst5: This game involves "mishearing" the post and responding to your mishearing. You have to edit the previous post after you hit reply so we know how you misheard it. If you look at a few, you'll see how it works. Take yours, for example, I "misheard "objective" as "adjective," and commented accordingly.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It’s a puffy mess.

Overdid it with the collagen?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Overbid on the collage?

I prefer to think of it as a shrewd investment in the arts.

 

[Actingup]

I prefer to think of it as a shrewd investment in the arse.

Some people prefer to prioritise the face, but I guess it depends what profession you're in.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Some people prefer to prioritise the face, but I guess it depends what position you're in.

If you're hanging facedown, it could be a big ask for the average guy to shoot his load up that high.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you're having facetime, it could be a big ask for the average guy to shed his loafers at night.

Some folks just can't get fully casual when on line.