Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Guyblue82]

My ex invited me to double date at his mom's, wanna be my date?

I would love to. Is it normal for your exes to date their Moms.....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If we went out, could I call you Mommy?

 

[Clsg2001]

So, what are you wearing right now?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So? Was that as long as you expected? Because the microwave popcorn is finished ....

 

[mijayoo]

I like your purse

 

[Sunlover102]

Hey there. You're really beautiful.
When was the last time you showered?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You have beautiful.... Uhm.... Well.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's okay. I don't see it much when the lights are off

 

[Starscream_UK]

I love lamp…

 

[bikerbonez]

You've got odd socks

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Your feet are quite large. I have heard that another body part is similar. Is it as hairy as your toes?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

No! It's not gross when it oozes. That's what napkins are for!

 

[Sunlover102]

Ummm you like you are really pretty and my mom would like you too.
Do you want to met her?
Yes. I know we just met in the mall but she's just over there....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I think your walker is sexy.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'd grill your cheese

 

[SusanHoward]

Honey, I think those festering sores are sexy!

 

[dream_yahoozie]

Are you ice cream? Because I just got a brain freeze thinking about licking you

 

[Norfolkguy49]

You remind me of my mum

 

[Abeona1]

You remind me of my mum

As long as I don't remind you of my mum

 

[Norfolkguy49]

As long as I don't remind you of my mum

A little now you mention it lol

 

[Bigbackpack]

My IBS is flaring up..