Rude things animals do

[Abeona1]

Yes I do, ... furry beavers. And they have big teeth...

Mine bites

 

[Abeona1]

I went half way round the world to see the boobies in the Galapagos.

You could of come to suffolk and seen me boobies

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You could of come to suffolk and seen me boobies

Do the boobie congregate with the tits?

 

[SinclairGroupLLP]

My cat eats the dog's dinner. Fucking rude.

 

[Abeona1]

Do the boobie congregate with the tits?

The boobies are rounder and bigger than tit's

 

[Ellies_adventures]

My cat eats the dog's dinner. Fucking rude.

If the cat wants to be a dog does that mean the pussy likes it doggy style?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

The boobies are rounder and bigger than tit's

Even so, I'm sure there is a documentary somewhere where the boobies and rims all flock together on a beach and red breasted robin should have used some sunscreen

 

[Abeona1]

Even so, I'm sure there is a documentary somewhere where the boobies and rims all flock together on a beach and red breasted robin should have used some sunscreen

I think I saw that. Robins not use to sunshine as they only usually show up at Christmas

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Why was the bear considered to be an exhibitionist?
Because it was seen running thru the woods bare...

 

[SimonDoom]

Beavers munch.

The informed know that they like to be munched.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Cougars, and minxes, slightly older pussy

 

[Ellies_adventures]

In Australia you can always find a cockatoo hanging around

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

In Australia you can always find a cockatoo hanging around

Hanging Around what?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

They're everywhere just hanging about. Can always find a cockortwo

 

[NuclearFairy]

Then there's the mocking bird, quite possibly the rudest bird out there.

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

They're everywhere just hanging about. Can always find a cockortwo

Wish we had them hanging around so i could pick a cockortwo.

 

[iwatchus]

Then there's the mocking bird, quite possibly the rudest bird out there.

I thought we weren't talking about stacnash

 

[NuclearFairy]

I thought we weren't talking about stacnash

That person has never woken up the baby by imitating my SO's alarm.

 

[WCSGarland]

The boobies are rounder and bigger than tit's

I think you are right about this... my wife used to have tits, but now she's got boobies.

 

[AchtungNight]

Cats refuse to interact with you- or bite.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Cats refuse to interact with you- or bite.

What sort of cat are we talking about here, I'm sure a nice cougar would interact, but some of them can bite

 

[AchtungNight]

What sort of cat are we talking about here, I'm sure a nice cougar would interact, but some of them can bite

House cat. Speaking from personal experience.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

House cat. Speaking from personal experience.

You need some house pussy, a bit close lipped at first, but give them some attention and they will likely open up for you

 

[OddLove]

bulls buck, and the llamas spit,
while fish flop, and the crabs pinch,

bee's buzz, but they also sting,
birds sing when you try and sleep,

humans babble, except for mimes.
clowns can honk, but mostly cry,

flying squirrels, they only glide.
but rams ram, cause rams don't lie,

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Roosters just say COCKadoodle do
Lyrebirds lie but so do you
Cuckold comes from the cuckoo bird
And a donkeys like a squeaky bed haven't you heard