What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

A centaur fur coat. It's too hard to get centaur fur nowadays. So expensive...
 
The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.
Well, I am a man of 70 and am not weraring any mens underwear. I am however, as usual, wearing a pair of rather sexy cotton womens knickers.
 
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