Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Switchem15]

QUESTION 5

There’s a few I think:

Innocent (ish) : “are you a good girl?”/ “my good girl…” ( any variation of this works. ) “ I love how your pussy feels wrapped around my cock” “never get tired of touching you.”

Dirty: “take daddy’s dick like a good little cum slut.” (And anything alone those lines)

I do have to preface this by saying most people get dirty talk SO wrong and it can come out so cringeyyyyy I have had people whisper things they’ve assumed are hot as balls in my ear and it’s physically made me dry up. for example: “you like it when I stretch your little hole.”… made me heave.

Well I’m glad I know you as well as I thought I do based off of those

The dirty one sounds particularly familiar

 

[Jaws82]

Going to go with question 19

and for my own: Which outfit do you feel the most sexy in?

 

[SpicyBean99]

9 and 10.

QUESTION 9 & 10

9. I have a few basic things that make me incredibly happy so I’ll list as many as I can think off. Hearing Jaqueline Du Pre play Elgars Concerto. Buldak noodles (the xx spicy ones) with Itsu chicken dumplings with chilli crisp. My cats. Harry Potter movie binge watches. Stranger things (the series), D&D nights with my friends. Crocheting with my sister. The sunset over the field behind my house. The smell of grass when it’s just rained. Lighting a candle after tidying. The smell of something you’ve just cooked wafting through the house. Good guitar solos. Driving with the windows down and blasting music…..

10. I’m defensive and jump to conclusions. Quickly.
Say something about a group of people I think are vulnerable, and I’ll argue/debate with you until I’m blue in the face. I can’t help it, since I grew up with what felt like, no voice. I was everybody’s doormat. Bullied, overlooked, made to feel small by adults and peers. I didn’t really find my backbone until my twenties, and by then I was having to learn to calm down rather than speak up. I’m not so bad anymore, but still, I occasionally see injustice, where there might only be misunderstanding. I don’t always wait to listen and I react….that’s a red flag. I’ve been told I’m fiery and unpredictable which are also red flags. I’m also unreliable. I flake. I disappear. There are days, weeks even, sometimes when the world feels like too much. (Bearing all on the internet here Bean well done). A few years ago, I didn’t leave my flat for six months. Didn’t reply to texts. Ignored calls. It was a BAD time. I don’t think I ever fully recovered from that. I think that makes me a bad friend sometimes. A bad daughter. A bad person, maybe. But I’ve learned not to hate myself for surviving the only way I knew and know how. But it’s still a red flag to people who don’t know me, or get the time to know me.

Another red flag is: I love men who are dominant and in charge. Sometimes this lands me in situations with not so nice people. But I can’t help this

 

[firefox27eros]

@SpicyBean99
The 6th is the lost of your step dad and you still think about him a lot.

 

[desperado1089]

QUESTION 9 & 10

9. I have a few basic things that make me incredibly happy so I’ll list as many as I can think off. Hearing Jaqueline Du Pre play Elgars Concerto. Buldak noodles (the xx spicy ones) with Itsu chicken dumplings with chilli crisp. My cats. Harry Potter movie binge watches. Stranger things (the series), D&D nights with my friends. Crocheting with my sister. The sunset over the field behind my house. The smell of grass when it’s just rained. Lighting a candle after tidying. The smell of something you’ve just cooked wafting through the house. Good guitar solos. Driving with the windows down and blasting music…..

10. I’m defensive and jump to conclusions. Quickly.
Say something about a group of people I think are vulnerable, and I’ll argue/debate with you until I’m blue in the face. I can’t help it, since I grew up with what felt like, no voice. I was everybody’s doormat. Bullied, overlooked, made to feel small by adults and peers. I didn’t really find my backbone until my twenties, and by then I was having to learn to calm down rather than speak up. I’m not so bad anymore, but still, I occasionally see injustice, where there might only be misunderstanding. I don’t always wait to listen and I react….that’s a red flag. I’ve been told I’m fiery and unpredictable which are also red flags. I’m also unreliable. I flake. I disappear. There are days, weeks even, sometimes when the world feels like too much. (Bearing all on the internet here Bean well done). A few years ago, I didn’t leave my flat for six months. Didn’t reply to texts. Ignored calls. It was a BAD time. I don’t think I ever fully recovered from that. I think that makes me a bad friend sometimes. A bad daughter. A bad person, maybe. But I’ve learned not to hate myself for surviving the only way I knew and know how. But it’s still a red flag to people who don’t know me, or get the time to know me.

Another red flag is: I love men who are dominant and in charge. Sometimes this lands me in situations with not so nice people. But I can’t help this

First off, hugs for your terrible childhood. And honestly I get the whole thing where you just gotta take care of you. Six months might be a bit long but with this insight, I can feel better if you poof because it's just you self-caring.

What's your favorite guitar solo from the classic rock era?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Going to go with question 19

and for my own: Which outfit do you feel the most sexy in?

QUESTION 19

19. Extended, attentive clit play. Real fucking pussy play, not the rushed, performative (I’ve been watching and copying porn vids) kind that barely scratches the surface of a tease before someone’s already pushing their fingers inside me….

I want teasing. I want edging...you know a woman’s clit can harden? Umm yes it can. Most men probably don’t even realise it because they forget it exists. It turns into this tiny little hard button and i want it being PLAYED WITH!

I want you to make me wait and make me ache for it. I want your mouth on me for more than a few spitty minutes, like it actually matters to you whether I come more than once. I also love to be played with after sex. After you’ve come inside me or on me. When I’m dripping wet and SENSITIVE and you still want to keep going. Still want to touch me, overstimulate me, push me into that shaking, twitchy state of too much and not enough.. That’s what I crave..But (sad face) I’ve stopped asking. Not because I don’t want it because I do. Desperately. But because even when I do ask, most men don’t follow through. Or they’ll try it once and act like they’ve ticked a box. It’s never consistent. ever. Ironically, pretty much the only men who have ever taken their time were the ones who paid for it. I don’t want to beg for what should be a basic and standard practise?! Right?!

Yeah I’m passionate about clit play.

I feel most sexy in my all black slinky one piece that shows off all my curves. Or lingerie. Black and red

 

[SpicyBean99]

@SpicyBean99
The 6th is the lost of your step dad and you still think about him a lot.

Kinda melted me that you remember these things

You’re meant to choose one to ask me though

 

[desperado1089]

I doubt I'm the only one who would absolutely break that trend for you.

 

[Jaws82]

QUESTION 19

19. Extended, attentive clit play. Real fucking pussy play, not the rushed, performative (I’ve been watching and copying porn vids) kind that barely scratches the surface of a tease before someone’s already pushing their fingers inside me….

I want teasing. I want edging...you know a woman’s clit can harden? Umm yes it can. Most men probably don’t even realise it because they forget it exists. It turns into this tiny little hard button and i want it being PLAYED WITH!

I want you to make me wait and make me ache for it. I want your mouth on me for more than a few spitty minutes, like it actually matters to you whether I come more than once. I also love to be played with after sex. After you’ve come inside me or on me. When I’m dripping wet and SENSITIVE and you still want to keep going. Still want to touch me, overstimulate me, push me into that shaking, twitchy state of too much and not enough.. That’s what I crave..But (sad face) I’ve stopped asking. Not because I don’t want it because I do. Desperately. But because even when I do ask, most men don’t follow through. Or they’ll try it once and act like they’ve ticked a box. It’s never consistent. ever. Ironically, pretty much the only men who have ever taken their time were the ones who paid for it. I don’t want to beg for what should be a basic and standard practise?! Right?!

Yeah I’m passionate about clit play.

I feel most sexy in my all black slinky one piece that shows off all my curves. Or lingerie. Black and red

That sounds like an incredibly hot way to start the night. Duly noted I promise not to stop even if you say 'when'

black slinky dress for a night out for dinner and a deep red wine. black and red for dessert. got it

 

[SpicyBean99]

I doubt I'm the only one who would absolutely break that trend for you.

Says every guy before they get too it and fail… miserably.

But I do actually believe you when you say that maybe.!

 

[SpicyBean99]

2 and 16

QUESTIONS 2 & 16
Ugh, why did I pick the questions and then sabotage myself?

Probably my smoking habit. It’s more of a coping mechanism. I can smoke in the morning and do a whole day of work and it not affect me since I’ve been smoking for around 10 years non stop. ..
Is it sexy? Not really. Will I quit? Sure! When something else actually works. Antidepressants? Turned me into a walking, dry, (didn’t cum once) zombie. SSRIs? Made me flatlined and foggy. Looked like I’d taken something else since my eyes were constantly wide. Weed? Makes me calm, creative, and cmon, let’s be real….just tolerable enough to exist in this ridiculous, crazy little world. So yeppp, I know it’s not ideal. But until someone invents a personality-stabilising chamomile tea that also cures generational trauma and PTSD?? Pass the lighter.

What’s my weirdest kink?
Ok no judging. But I guess a variant of somnophilia would be my WEIRDEST kink. Let me explain before those that don’t know the word, google it and worry about me . Picture this: you’ve just “come home” from work, and find me “passed out” on the sofa, I’m wearing a t shirt, but it’s ridden up and my legs are sprawled open. I’m “asleep” and you have to manoeuvre my body to how you want it, maybe you want to peek under my panties? But don’t you DARE wake me up. You have to sneak around and stop moving if I readjust. ( since I’m asleep ). This only works as a roleplay if I pretend to be asleep. I don’t want to be drugged or anything like that! I just want you to do with me as you please whilst I’m totally aware but pretending not to be? Idk. I like it anyway

 

[firefox27eros]

Kinda melted me that you remember these things

Because it is similar to my case but with my father.

We have lots of things we are thinking about very similarly or there are things are common in our lives.

I love when you share your beauties in pictures and videos but I love even better when you share your thoughts!

You’re meant to choose one to ask me though

I will figure out it shortly, thank you for your answers and the answer for your 3rd picture is undoubtedly yes!

 

[Switchem15]

SPICY QUESTIONS
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Here’s a list of spicy questions you can choose from. Pick one. Pick two. Just leave enough for others to play with too. And if there’s something you’ve been itching to ask me that isn’t on the list? Now’s your chance! Some of you already know me a little better than others but that doesn’t mean you can’t participate. This is simply for those of you who are interested in peeling back the layers of my mind, not just my panties. I’m dying to see what you’re really curious about.

In fact, I’d like you to throw in your own questions too because suprisingly it was hard coming up with questions for … myself ? Maybe some of you want to answer the questions about yourselves too! Just a big old get to know each other session?

1. What’s one thing that makes me feel instantly safe?
2. What’s my worst habit that I secretly love too much to quit?
3. If I let you into my bedroom, what’s the first thing you’d notice?
4. Have I ever touched myself thinking about someone I shouldn’t?
5. What’s something I’d beg you to say to me in the middle of being fucked?
6. What was my first real heartbreak like? Do I still think about them?
7. What’s something small that instantly irritates me?
8. What’s a hill I would absolutely die on, no matter how petty?
9. What’s a really basic thing that will never fail to make me happy?
10. What’s my biggest red flag that I am entirely aware of?
11. What kind of porn do I watch?
12. How often do I masturbate?
13. What is my type?
14. Do I like being humiliated?
15. How many siblings do I have?
16. What’s my weirdest kink?
17. What book am I going to read next?
18. What’s something I pretend not to care about?
19. What do I need during sex that I never really ask for?
20. What is my biggest fear (fears).
21. What’s something I buy too much off but never regret?
22. Am I more of a show up late or leave early kinda girl when it comes to social events?
23. My favourite compliment.
24. What’s my secret talent?
25. Where do see myself living if not in the UK?
26. What is my worst personality trait.
27. Favourite movie/series and why.
28. Who knows me best?
29. Whose opinion do you care most about?
30. What is one question you wish people would ask you less?

You can only click these if you ask me a question, or answer one yourselves. Okay? No cheating….

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2
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I’m gonna jump back and and do 19 and 24 this time just for another look at those pictures x

 

[Cogan]

QUESTIONS 2 & 16
Ugh, why did I pick the questions and then sabotage myself?

Probably my smoking habit. It’s more of a coping mechanism. I can smoke in the morning and do a whole day of work and it not affect me since I’ve been smoking for around 10 years non stop. ..
Is it sexy? Not really. Will I quit? Sure! When something else actually works. Antidepressants? Turned me into a walking, dry, (didn’t cum once) zombie. SSRIs? Made me flatlined and foggy. Looked like I’d taken something else since my eyes were constantly wide. Weed? Makes me calm, creative, and cmon, let’s be real….just tolerable enough to exist in this ridiculous, crazy little world. So yeppp, I know it’s not ideal. But until someone invents a personality-stabilising chamomile tea that also cures generational trauma and PTSD?? Pass the lighter.

I quit smoking when I was 35 years old and I had smoked since my early teens. It was horrible but I manage. But still today 25 years later when someone lightens a "fag" I still want one! I love the smell and can still remember the taste! But I haven't fallen for the temptation because I know that if I do I'm hooked again.

What’s my weirdest kink?
Ok no judging. But I guess a variant of somnophilia would be my WEIRDEST kink. Let me explain before those that don’t know the word, google it and worry about me . Picture this: you’ve just “come home” from work, and find me “passed out” on the sofa, I’m wearing a t shirt, but it’s ridden up and my legs are sprawled open. I’m “asleep” and you have to manoeuvre my body to how you want it, maybe you want to peek under my panties? But don’t you DARE wake me up. You have to sneak around and stop moving if I readjust. ( since I’m asleep ). This only works as a roleplay if I pretend to be asleep. I don’t want to be drugged or anything like that! I just want you to do with me as you please whilst I’m totally aware but pretending not to be? Idk. I like it anyway

Been there done that. And I love it!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Why, @SpicyBean99, I'm oh, so curious about question 17! What book are you going to read next?

Book lists are like windows into people's souls: they reveal who people are wanting to become, and if you pay attention you can work backwards to know who they are now and who they were in the past. I'm going to start Robert Greene's "The 48 Rules of Power" in a day or two myself...

Cross my heart and promise, there was no cheating with this pictures...but damn, was I tempted.

I finished The Perfect Son by Freida McFadden last night… She’s definitely one of my comfort authors, weirdly enough, considering she mainly writes murder mysteries and psychological thrillers But her books are short and addictive, so they’re perfect when I’m trying to get out of a reading slump. Speaking of which, I recently re-read The Picture of Dorian Gray, which I now consider one of my top favourite reads of the classics it did take me two reads however to really let the story sink in. On the other end of the spectrum, I also read a good amount of fantasy and dark romance. I devoured Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses series, like, those books were epic in the most indulgent, escapist way. Kinda like Harry Potter did for me when I was a kid. Butttt unfortunately , they left me in the dreaded post-series limbo where no book quite satisfies the way the last one did

I HAVE however (to answer the question, sorry for waffling) been toying with the idea of picking up Sunrise on the Reaping, the semi new Hunger Games prequel. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, (I read the initial series years ago) so I’m curious to see where Suzanne Collins takes the world next. She’s got a good writing style and I enjoy her world building, the movies were a litttle more meh though!

Any book recommendations you could swing my way?

 

[RozayTrell]

A little taster of my forest play

(the first 40 seconds only…)

Omg that’s so fucking hot

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’m gonna jump back and and do 19 and 24 this time just for another look at those pictures x

19 I already did

QUESTION 24
I can play a song on the piano but facing away with my hands crossed behind my head. So me facing away from the piano, sat down, in front of the peddles, hands crossed over my head. I’ve been able to do this since I was about 13. It’s still only 1 silly little jazz piece which I might record me playing later …

Mmmm I don’t know about it being a secret talent anymore but I can maybe potentially kind of squirt and on command if I’m turned on enough and you’ve done a good job. I’m also pretty good at firing dildos out of my pussy mid cum

 

[peekingone]

SPICY QUESTIONS
View attachment 2554859​

Here’s a list of spicy questions you can choose from. Pick one. Pick two. Just leave enough for others to play with too. And if there’s something you’ve been itching to ask me that isn’t on the list? Now’s your chance! Some of you already know me a little better than others but that doesn’t mean you can’t participate. This is simply for those of you who are interested in peeling back the layers of my mind, not just my panties. I’m dying to see what you’re really curious about.

In fact, I’d like you to throw in your own questions too because suprisingly it was hard coming up with questions for … myself ? Maybe some of you want to answer the questions about yourselves too! Just a big old get to know each other session?

1. What’s one thing that makes me feel instantly safe?
2. What’s my worst habit that I secretly love too much to quit?
3. If I let you into my bedroom, what’s the first thing you’d notice?
4. Have I ever touched myself thinking about someone I shouldn’t?
5. What’s something I’d beg you to say to me in the middle of being fucked?
6. What was my first real heartbreak like? Do I still think about them?
7. What’s something small that instantly irritates me?
8. What’s a hill I would absolutely die on, no matter how petty?
9. What’s a really basic thing that will never fail to make me happy?
10. What’s my biggest red flag that I am entirely aware of?
11. What kind of porn do I watch?
12. How often do I masturbate?
13. What is my type?
14. Do I like being humiliated?
15. How many siblings do I have?
16. What’s my weirdest kink?
17. What book am I going to read next?
18. What’s something I pretend not to care about?
19. What do I need during sex that I never really ask for?
20. What is my biggest fear (fears).
21. What’s something I buy too much off but never regret?
22. Am I more of a show up late or leave early kinda girl when it comes to social events?
23. My favourite compliment.
24. What’s my secret talent?
25. Where do see myself living if not in the UK?
26. What is my worst personality trait.
27. Favourite movie/series and why.
28. Who knows me best?
29. Whose opinion do you care most about?
30. What is one question you wish people would ask you less?

You can only click these if you ask me a question, or answer one yourselves. Okay? No cheating….

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3

I am going with question 3. Why not? Do you make your bed everyday?

 

[firefox27eros]

19 I already did

QUESTION 24
I can play a song on the piano but facing away with my hands crossed behind my head. So me facing away from the piano, sat down, in front of the peddles, hands crossed over my head. I’ve been able to do this since I was about 13. It’s still only 1 silly little jazz piece which I might record me playing later …

I would watch it.

Mmmm I don’t know about it being a secret talent anymore but I can maybe potentially kind of squirt and on command if I’m turned on enough and you’ve done a good job.

I would be a volunteer to witness it!

I’m also pretty good at firing dildos out of my pussy mid cum

I was an only child for 12 years and I learnt to rotate my tongue in my mouth through nearly 360 degrees.
Maybe this was one of the best "skills" I could use later ...

 

[PageWriter2]

Please answer #7 or #9

 

[RDJ28]

SPICY QUESTIONS
View attachment 2554859​

Here’s a list of spicy questions you can choose from. Pick one. Pick two. Just leave enough for others to play with too. And if there’s something you’ve been itching to ask me that isn’t on the list? Now’s your chance! Some of you already know me a little better than others but that doesn’t mean you can’t participate. This is simply for those of you who are interested in peeling back the layers of my mind, not just my panties. I’m dying to see what you’re really curious about.

In fact, I’d like you to throw in your own questions too because suprisingly it was hard coming up with questions for … myself ? Maybe some of you want to answer the questions about yourselves too! Just a big old get to know each other session?

1. What’s one thing that makes me feel instantly safe?
2. What’s my worst habit that I secretly love too much to quit?
3. If I let you into my bedroom, what’s the first thing you’d notice?
4. Have I ever touched myself thinking about someone I shouldn’t?
5. What’s something I’d beg you to say to me in the middle of being fucked?
6. What was my first real heartbreak like? Do I still think about them?
7. What’s something small that instantly irritates me?
8. What’s a hill I would absolutely die on, no matter how petty?
9. What’s a really basic thing that will never fail to make me happy?
10. What’s my biggest red flag that I am entirely aware of?
11. What kind of porn do I watch?
12. How often do I masturbate?
13. What is my type?
14. Do I like being humiliated?
15. How many siblings do I have?
16. What’s my weirdest kink?
17. What book am I going to read next?
18. What’s something I pretend not to care about?
19. What do I need during sex that I never really ask for?
20. What is my biggest fear (fears).
21. What’s something I buy too much off but never regret?
22. Am I more of a show up late or leave early kinda girl when it comes to social events?
23. My favourite compliment.
24. What’s my secret talent?
25. Where do see myself living if not in the UK?
26. What is my worst personality trait.
27. Favourite movie/series and why.
28. Who knows me best?
29. Whose opinion do you care most about?
30. What is one question you wish people would ask you less?

You can only click these if you ask me a question, or answer one yourselves. Okay? No cheating….

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2
3

I don't think anyone will pick this, but what book are reading next?

 

[PageWriter2]

Question that's not on your list:

Snowstorms or Thunderstorms ?

 

[Jordan90]

I finished The Perfect Son by Freida McFadden last night… She’s definitely one of my comfort authors, weirdly enough, considering she mainly writes murder mysteries and psychological thrillers But her books are short and addictive, so they’re perfect when I’m trying to get out of a reading slump. Speaking of which, I recently re-read The Picture of Dorian Gray, which I now consider one of my top favourite reads of the classics it did take me two reads however to really let the story sink in. On the other end of the spectrum, I also read a good amount of fantasy and dark romance. I devoured Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses series, like, those books were epic in the most indulgent, escapist way. Kinda like Harry Potter did for me when I was a kid. Butttt unfortunately , they left me in the dreaded post-series limbo where no book quite satisfies the way the last one did

I HAVE however (to answer the question, sorry for waffling) been toying with the idea of picking up Sunrise on the Reaping, the semi new Hunger Games prequel. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, (I read the initial series years ago) so I’m curious to see where Suzanne Collins takes the world next. She’s got a good writing style and I enjoy her world building, the movies were a litttle more meh though!

Any book recommendations you could swing my way?

I love short and addictive, in books and women both. There's also something to be said for tall and addictive Jack Reacher novels are my personal reading slump busters! And I just finished A Court of Thorn and Roses (all three) last week because a friend asked me to read them. You nailed it on the head - they're indulgent and voluptuous, like a rich chocolate that rides the line between milk and dark.

And I know exactly what you mean about the post-series limbo. That darkness has descended upon me often lmfao.

And I intensely DISLIKED the whole Hunger Games series. I couldn't get into them for the life of me. The world building and funky dialogue threw me for a loop. A rare case where I like the movies better than the book. Strangely enough, I prefer the Harry Potter movies to the books as well. Clearly, we have much to debate in a (vigorous) fashion!

And it's kinda my superpower, recommending books that people love. BUT I'll have to chat a bit more to get a feel for your tastes. I must say, I admire the breadth and range of your reading. It's not often I feel like someone has read as much as I have. But when someone has "Word Slut" under thier profile, what should I expect??

 

[Bamagan]

Any book recommendations you could swing my way?

Ennui, by Maria Edgeworth.

 

[Pad_Foot]

But?? Mz Bean... there's so much more to every woman's clit.
Let's stimulate ALL of it!!
CLIT's are only the TIP of beautiful icebergs(?)
ever soooooooo slowly...