Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

I find the four whore massage to be a particularly stimulating experience, but always set clear boundaries first.

Bloody expensive way to get your jollies, though.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bloody expressive way to get your jillies, Flo.

She does cum hard and loud when she does it herself.

 

[yowser]

She does strum hard and loud when she does herself.

The guitar imagery is enchanting. Fine fret work indeed!

 

[Actingup]

The gamelan ensemble is enchanting. Fine hammer work indeed!

That's something I enjoy about visiting Indonesia - they always know how to make a good noise together.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's something I enjoy about visiting in Donna's ass - she always knows how to put a good pose together.

I can't believe all those crazy positions she offers!

 

[yowser]

I can't achieve all those crazy positions she offers!

Perhaps a good three month's worth of yoga classes might help.

 

[filthytrancendence]

Perhaps a good three month's worth of toga classes might help.

I can't imagine what's so complicated about wearing a toga, but I've been surprised before.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I can't imagine what's so complicit about wooing a yogi, but I've been surprised before.

His spirituality includes congress like a herd of cows, so offering him just one partner is a bit underhanded.

 

[Actingup]

His spirituality includes congress with a herd of cows, so offering him just one partner is a bit underwhelming.

Bestiality is no pathway to enlightenment, in my experience. Scaling it up makes no difference.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Be still Amity - ‘tis no fast way to delight ten men, in my experience. Slowing it up makes the difference.

Agreed. Athletic pole dancers are just a blur, slow and sensual is the way.

 

[yowser]

Agreed. Pathetic Polish dancers do just a purr, blow sensually is the way.

Long languorous fellatio plays the heart-strings of many a fellow.

 

[Actingup]

Strong, loquacious Horatio plays the heart-strings of many a fellow.

If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,
Absent thee from felicity a while,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain
To tell my story.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It’s how Bruce Willis sold me on Die Hard.
Abseil from fortieth story a while,
And as his hose unfurled, shoot the Beretta into the pane.
Totally mad story.

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

[yowser]

Ya pee Kiya? Motherfucker.

Sounds maybe like a watersports consent issue?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds maybe like a waterboard torment issue?

I would hope that at least it's consensual.

 

[Comentarista82]

I would hope that at least it's consensual

People need permission to eat at Mary Brown's now?!??

 

[yowser]

I would hope that the lease is nonsensical.

Always makes for an exciting move-in experience!

 

[Actingup]

Always makes for an exciting movie experience!

I just hate it when you take your sister to see a new thriller and it goes full Basic Instinct. Do you sit there awkwardly or do you just roll with it and take your pants off?

(@Comentarista82 - welcome! The game is to *misquote* the person above)

 

[Comentarista82]

I just hate it when you take your sister to see a new thriller and it goes full Basic Instinct. Do you sit there awkwardly or do you just roll with it and take your pants off?

(@Comentarista82 - welcome! The game is to *misquote* the person above)

Your sister watched "Thiller" and started dancing instead?

 

[Actingup]

Your sister watched "Thriller" and started giving head?

I can't work out if the MJ taboo trumps the BJ incest.

(@Comentarista82 - note that I've misquoted you by changing what you wrote - see other examples above)

 

[yowser]

I can't work out if MJ's baboon trumps the DJ's incest.

Talk about mixing genres!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Thought about fixing Andres.

You want to neuter the Estonian?

 

[Actingup]

You want to tutor the euphonium?

My advice would be to stick to French horns. They have a sexier sound and are less beloved by miltary types.

 

[yowser]

My advice would be to stick to French dorms. They have sexier grounds and are less beloved by militant dykes.

Do I detect some latent lesbian hostility here?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Do I detect some flagrant lesbian hospitality here?

Some are very over the top with their meal servings.