Cock Talk

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I believe this is @Wriggle 's specialty

His is far more entertaining

 

[jason28053]

Okay, I looked up the “elephant walk”. At first, it just gave me examples of elephants walking, so I changed the search to “elephant walk penis”. That was a huge mistake.

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

It’s a song written by Henry Mancini lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay, I looked up the elephant walk. At first, it just gave me examples of elephants walking, so I changed the search to “elephant walk penis”. That was a huge mistake.

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

I was gonna! I learned about it from a college friend who went to a prep school and transferred to Duke after freshman year. Probably because we refused to participate. Rich people are fucking weirdos.

 

[jason28053]

I was gonna! I learned about it from a college friend who went to a prep school and transferred to Duke after freshman year. Probably because we refused to participate. Rich people are fucking weirdos.

You spelled Dook wrong

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

I was afraid to hit enter, but I couldn't stop myself.

 

[AmberLGreen]

So when does the Hokey-Pokey come into play? You put your right foot in.. You put your right foot out …

Probably when @aussiegeekygal gets fed up with the fisting

 

[johnsmith190812]

What the hell did I stumble upon

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the hell did I stumble upon

If you stumble that means you gotta switch thumbs.

 

[jason28053]

So when does the Hokey-Pokey come into play? You put your right foot in.. You put your right foot out …

I think this happens right after the elephant walk.

 

[johnsmith190812]

If you stumble that means you gotta switch thumbs.

Well damn

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think this happens right after the elephant walk.

Isn’t that the music I gave you the last lap dance to?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably when @aussiegeekygal gets fed up with the fisting

 

[jason28053]

Isn’t that the music I gave you the last lap dance to?

Yes, as you twirled your tassels

 

[BongoGal]

Because I, and many women out there, can have multiple orgasms…I think I prefer the idea of a reverse harem. Just having one man after another until I'm fully satisfied, the others can watch in wait of their turn, but all at once seems a little overwhelming.

My version of the reverse harem idea involves one guy at a time and nobody watching. Each ‘contestant’ gets sixty seconds to get me off, but when the timer buzzes, he has to go immediately stop and get back into his soundproof booth. Let’s give them fifteen seconds to stop and get hidden again (if he takes too long, then he’s disqualified). If there are, say, five guys in competition, one of them will be declared the winner if he’s the one who is there when my orgasm happens. Guy#3 might get me right to the edge when his timer goes off, but Guy#4 might win soon after his next sixty window opens. Guy#1 will never win on his opening try, but I think his chances become the best when it becomes his turn again. The difficulty, I think, would be in those fifteen+ second gaps between turns because upward momentum is paused. Maybe a two-guy version would be better than with five?

 

[johnsmith190812]

My version of the reverse harem idea involves one guy at a time and nobody watching. Each ‘contestant’ gets sixty seconds to get me off, but when the timer buzzes, he has to go immediately stop and get back into his soundproof booth. Let’s give them fifteen seconds to stop and get hidden again (if he takes too long, then he’s disqualified). If there are, say, five guys in competition, one of them will be declared the winner if he’s the one who is there when my orgasm happens. Guy#3 might get me right to the edge when his timer goes off, but Guy#4 might win soon after his next sixty window opens. Guy#1 will never win on his opening try, but I think his chances become the best when it becomes his turn again. The difficulty, I think, would be in those fifteen+ second gaps between turns because upward momentum is paused. Maybe a two-guy version would be better than with five?

That sounds so hot

 

[AmberLGreen]

That sounds so hot

You are probably going to need a conference call

 

[johnsmith190812]

You are probably going to need a conference call

Do I now

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yes, as you twirled your tassels

Awww you are so sweet. Mo would have just said as I swung my pancake titties but you calling them tassels makes it sound so much more beautiful

 

[jason28053]

Do I now

And some water to quench your thirst! Lol

 

[Mrtenant]

Circle jerks, daisy chains, soggy biscuits, bukake . . .


We aren’t even hearing stories about a friend’s neighbor’s cousin.

My conclusion: these things exist in porn only and maybe some people have tried them post internet porn, but they don’t really exist in every day life.

This makes things dull.

I prefer to live in a world where Bigfoot, Nessie and the Jersey Devil are circle jerking on a UFO with the aliens and bukake(ing) the Lady in White (ghost) while she eats biscuits.

It just makes life more fun.

I'll remember that the next time you're craving a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My version of the reverse harem idea involves one guy at a time and nobody watching. Each ‘contestant’ gets sixty seconds to get me off, but when the timer buzzes, he has to go immediately stop and get back into his soundproof booth. Let’s give them fifteen seconds to stop and get hidden again (if he takes too long, then he’s disqualified). If there are, say, five guys in competition, one of them will be declared the winner if he’s the one who is there when my orgasm happens. Guy#3 might get me right to the edge when his timer goes off, but Guy#4 might win soon after his next sixty window opens. Guy#1 will never win on his opening try, but I think his chances become the best when it becomes his turn again. The difficulty, I think, would be in those fifteen+ second gaps between turns because upward momentum is paused. Maybe a two-guy version would be better than with five?

You have to screen out guys who ha e performance anxiety. And, is there a penalty for finishing under the timer?

 

[johnsmith190812]

You have to screen out guys who ha e performance anxiety. And, is there a penalty for finishing under the timer?

Should be

 

[hotwords229_A]

My version of the reverse harem idea involves one guy at a time and nobody watching. Each ‘contestant’ gets sixty seconds to get me off, but when the timer buzzes, he has to go immediately stop and get back into his soundproof booth. Let’s give them fifteen seconds to stop and get hidden again (if he takes too long, then he’s disqualified). If there are, say, five guys in competition, one of them will be declared the winner if he’s the one who is there when my orgasm happens. Guy#3 might get me right to the edge when his timer goes off, but Guy#4 might win soon after his next sixty window opens. Guy#1 will never win on his opening try, but I think his chances become the best when it becomes his turn again. The difficulty, I think, would be in those fifteen+ second gaps between turns because upward momentum is paused. Maybe a two-guy version would be better than with five?

And this is how you win my vote for Director of all future Olympics.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'll remember that the next time you're craving a Dirty Sanchez.

Is that something that's known to be "craved"?

 

[Mrtenant]

Is that something that's known to be "craved"?

*smiles... ohhhh heyyyy..... why do you ask?