Cock Talk

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Circle jerks, daisy chains, soggy biscuits, bukake . . .


We aren’t even hearing stories about a friend’s neighbor’s cousin.

My conclusion: these things exist in porn only and maybe some people have tried them post internet porn, but they don’t really exist in every day life.

This makes things dull.

I prefer to live in a world where Bigfoot, Nessie and the Jersey Devil are circle jerking on a UFO with the aliens and bukake(ing) the Lady in White (ghost) while she eats biscuits.

It just makes life more fun.

I honestly believe that these things (and the elephant walk, and dirty pig fucking) existed pre Internet porn but only so rich fucks in their secret society’s and fraternities could form bonds of mututal blackmail amongst themselves. No one did them for fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I honestly believe that these things (and the elephant walk, and dirty pig fucking) existed pre Internet porn but only so rich fucks in their secret society’s and fraternities could form bonds of mututal blackmail amongst themselves. No one did them for fun.

I’m hesitant to look up “the elephant walk”.

 

[deft]

I’m hesitant to look up “the elephant walk”.

C'mon, the ladies'll love the Lit Lads to elephant walk for them!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m hesitant to look up “the elephant walk”.

I believe this is @Wriggle 's specialty

 

[Taegul]

I prefer to live in a world where Bigfoot, Nessie and the Jersey Devil are circle jerking on a UFO with the aliens and bukake(ing) the Lady in White (ghost) while she eats biscuits.

I'm pretty sure that's the episode of X-Files that got the show canceled.

Scully needed years of therapy and never fully recovered.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I honestly believe that these things (and the elephant walk, and dirty pig fucking) existed pre Internet porn but only so rich fucks in their secret society’s and fraternities could form bonds of mututal blackmail amongst themselves. No one did them for fun.

What about a squat cobbler?

 

[EvaLane]

I mean, if I were to do it, I don’t think I’d necessarily advertise my services.

It would have to be private, like everything else I do. Discretion, trust, consent - if it doesn’t feel right, it’s not going to go right.

That’s the thing, feeling that with so many people at once… it starts to lose its appeal. I can’t possibly connect to eight people at the same time, even if all I care about is how badly they want to get off. Without that spark, it would feel grody, I think.

But if it was unplanned, like I said, well, there would be different sort of sparks and motivations to maybe… preform.

Maybe I should ask some of my friends of friends.

 

[Artfan2]

C'mon, the ladies'll love the Lit Lads to elephant walk for them!

Elephants do have a certain rhythm when they walk.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, if I were to do it, I don’t think I’d necessarily advertise my services.

It would have to be private, like everything else I do. Discretion, trust, consent - if it doesn’t feel right, it’s not going to go right.

That’s the thing, feeling that with so many people at once… it starts to lose its appeal. I can’t possibly connect to eight people at the same time, even if all I care about is how badly they want to get off. Without that spark, it would feel grody, I think.

But if it was unplanned, like I said, well, there would be different sort of sparks and motivations to maybe… preform.

Maybe I should ask some of my friends of friends.

I was hoping that grody link was a hot bukake pic.

 

[Taegul]

I was hoping that grody link was a hot bukake pic.

Yeah, I miss Little_Sister too. IYKYK

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, if I were to do it, I don’t think I’d necessarily advertise my services.

It would have to be private, like everything else I do. Discretion, trust, consent - if it doesn’t feel right, it’s not going to go right.

That’s the thing, feeling that with so many people at once… it starts to lose its appeal. I can’t possibly connect to eight people at the same time, even if all I care about is how badly they want to get off. Without that spark, it would feel grody, I think.

But if it was unplanned, like I said, well, there would be different sort of sparks and motivations to maybe… preform.

Maybe I should ask some of my friends of friends.

Look, you can stop being coy. This is a judgment free (mostly, looks around suspiciously) space.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, I looked up the “elephant walk”. At first, it just gave me examples of elephants walking, so I changed the search to “elephant walk penis”. That was a huge mistake.

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I believe this is @Wriggle 's specialty

His is far more entertaining

 

[jason28053]

Okay, I looked up the “elephant walk”. At first, it just gave me examples of elephants walking, so I changed the search to “elephant walk penis”. That was a huge mistake.

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

It’s a song written by Henry Mancini lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay, I looked up the elephant walk. At first, it just gave me examples of elephants walking, so I changed the search to “elephant walk penis”. That was a huge mistake.

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

I was gonna! I learned about it from a college friend who went to a prep school and transferred to Duke after freshman year. Probably because we refused to participate. Rich people are fucking weirdos.

 

[jason28053]

I was gonna! I learned about it from a college friend who went to a prep school and transferred to Duke after freshman year. Probably because we refused to participate. Rich people are fucking weirdos.

You spelled Dook wrong

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Finally, “elephant walk euphemism” and learned what it meant. Not as bad as I had imagined.
But it would have been better if one of you could have just told me what it was!

I was afraid to hit enter, but I couldn't stop myself.

 

[AmberLGreen]

So when does the Hokey-Pokey come into play? You put your right foot in.. You put your right foot out …

Probably when @aussiegeekygal gets fed up with the fisting

 

[johnsmith190812]

What the hell did I stumble upon

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the hell did I stumble upon

If you stumble that means you gotta switch thumbs.

 

[jason28053]

So when does the Hokey-Pokey come into play? You put your right foot in.. You put your right foot out …

I think this happens right after the elephant walk.

 

[johnsmith190812]

If you stumble that means you gotta switch thumbs.

Well damn

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think this happens right after the elephant walk.

Isn’t that the music I gave you the last lap dance to?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably when @aussiegeekygal gets fed up with the fisting

 

[jason28053]

Isn’t that the music I gave you the last lap dance to?

Yes, as you twirled your tassels