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[HopefulRetirement]

Do some lines before the sorority gets here!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Limeys up on deck in order of senility!

Impressment of the pensioners now? Hard up for able-bodied seamen?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Impalement of their posteriors now? Hard luck for all broadband salesmen.

I don’t think Vlad cares much for Jehovah’s Witnesses, either.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I don’t think that cad cares much for any witnesses, either.

Yes, his reputation leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[Actingup]

Yes, his termination leaves a plot to be desired.

Community garden schemes can get absolutely savage when a sunlit patch of land comes up for grabs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Communist guardian teams can get absolutely savage when a submissive batch of lads come up for grabs.

Fun and games in the gulag?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Fine sand grains in the hoo-ha.

Sex on the beach can do that.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sex with a leech can do that.

Yea, it's so easy to fall for a good con man or woman, and there goes your life savings!

 

[Actingup]

Yes, it's so easy to fall for a good commander, and activate your sub cravings!

I think Cacatua was talking about medical leeching, but this works for me as well.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I think Cacatua was talking about medical screeching, but this works for me as well.

I've never heard of cockatoos being used for medicinal purposes before.

 

[Actingup]

I've never heard of jillaroos being used for medicinal purposes before.

Go bush, young man.

 

[yowser]

Go tush, young man.

Catamites to the rescue!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Cat and mice to the rescue!

Is this a porn site or a Saturday morning cartoon?

 

[Rustyoznail]

This is a yawn, right? Just a Saturday morning cartoon.

If you don't like hentai, there are plenty more sites you can visit.

 

[Actingup]

If you don't like hentai, there are plenty more slights you could give it.

I know, right? Most commentary on porn is pretty bland and predictable. I yearn for a more detailed critique.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It blows, right? Most common Aryan porn is pretty blonde and miserable. I yearn for a more diverse physique.

Wait. Fascists secretly adore BBC. You must be watching Goebbels’ export version of Doris Does Dusseldorf?

 

[yowser]

Wait. Fascists secretly adore the BBC. You must be watching Goebbels’ export version when Doris dubs 'Dusseldorf.'

Media in different languages is always a treat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Medea, even in different languages, is always a threat.

Keep a close watch on your kids no matter where you are!

 

[GrantBricksly]

Keep a close watch on kids no matter who you are!

Whenever I finish a story, I always get excited to start the next one.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whenever I catfish a Tory, I always get excited to start the next one.

Isn't that the feeling of every Labour MP?

 

[yowser]

Isn't that the feeling of everyone laboring to pee?

Sounds like a trip to a urologist is in order.

 

[SkyBubble]

Gotta go see the piss doctor.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like a slip of a urologist is the disorder.

Nothing bespeaks a sloppy scalpel as does a crooked stream.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Nothing bespeaks a sloppy scoundrel as does a crooked scheme.

That's a highbrow way of saying he couldn't lay straight in bed.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Katt’s eyebrows raised, seeing him roleplay snakes on the bed.

Snakes or tentacles? I can never tell those pantomimes apart.