Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[kathyisgr65]

You've both missed the point of the game: you're supposed to edit the previous post as you "misheard" it, and then comment on your "mishearing." Take a closer look at the earlier posts to see how it's played.

Learning to read and understand what the words put together mean..lesson learned ish..
My bad

 

[Actingup]

Learning to breed and understand what the parts put together mean...

Don't worry too much - we all start life as virgins, and end up as experienced hands.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yearning to read and understand what the Lord's put together means ...lesson learned ish..
My bad

And for your penance . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't worry too much - we all start life as virgins, and end up experiencing hand jobs.

You always remember your first.

 

[Rustyoznail]

You always remember your warts.

That's a new hobby to me. Personally, I can't wait to get rid of them.

 

[Vammatar]

That's a new hubby for me. Personally, I can't wait to get rid of him.

Divorce is such a pain in the arse

 

[Tio_Narratore]

DP is such a pain in the arse.

Perhaps you should have tried simple anal first.

 

[Vammatar]

Perhaps you should have tried some anarchists.

I'd like to see them locked up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'd like to see them licked up.

Are you talking breasts or balls?

 

[yowser]

Are you faking breasts or balls?

Makes a big difference these days.

 

[Actingup]

Makes little difference these days.

Everything is fluid, and we are all fluids.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Everything is fluid, and we are all unglued.

And Archimedes thought he needed a fixed point!

 

[Rustyoznail]

And Archimedes thought he needed a twink boy!

Ah, those ancient Greeks. What they could do without being bound by modern restraints.

 

[Actingup]

Ah, those ancient Greeks. What they could do to those bound by modern restraints.

Don't accept any sex shop gifts from them, that's for sure.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Don't accept any sweatshop shifts from them, that's for sure.

Fifteen-hour days sewing gussets into briefs made my fingers bleed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fifteen-hour days sucking Gus's indigo briefs sated my friggin' need.

Definitely a cursed kink.

 

[Actingup]

Definitely a cursed mink.

Life is hard out there for some of us on the streets.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Life is hard out there for some of us living on beets.

Try living on rutabagas. They're a taste sensation.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Try diving on Ruth's bazongas. They're a taste sensation.

I love their fruity notes.

 

[yowser]

I love their flutey notes.

High C on the Magic Flute usually means Sperm's A Comin'!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

High seas from the Mystic Port usually means Sperm's A Comin'!

Thar she blows, Captain!

 

[Actingup]

Thar, she blows the Captain!

Line up on deck in order of seniority!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Do some lines before the sorority gets here!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Limeys up on deck in order of senility!

Impressment of the pensioners now? Hard up for able-bodied seamen?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Impalement of their posteriors now? Hard luck for all broadband salesmen.

I don’t think Vlad cares much for Jehovah’s Witnesses, either.