BDA73
Breast Inspector
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2010
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Just a horny woman looking to suck off a hard accountantJust an excitable account looking for abacus collectors
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Just a horny woman looking to suck off a hard accountantJust an excitable account looking for abacus collectors
Just a tax evading businessman looking for a creative accountant
Yes i so intentionally shot my load down her throat
You've both missed the point of the game: you're supposed to edit the previous post as you "misheard" it, and then comment on your "mishearing." Take a closer look at the earlier posts to see how it's played.Just an excitable account looking for abacus collectors
Learning to read and understand what the words put together mean..lesson learned ish..You've both missed the point of the game: you're supposed to edit the previous post as you "misheard" it, and then comment on your "mishearing." Take a closer look at the earlier posts to see how it's played.
Don't worry too much - we all start life as virgins, and end up as experienced hands.Learning to breed and understand what the parts put together mean...
And for your penance . . .Yearning to read and understand what the Lord's put together means ...lesson learned ish..
My bad
You always remember your first.Don't worry too much - we all start life as virgins, and end up experiencing hand jobs.
That's a new hobby to me. Personally, I can't wait to get rid of them.You always remember your warts.
Divorce is such a pain in the arseThat's a new hubby for me. Personally, I can't wait to get rid of him.
Perhaps you should have tried simple anal first.DP is such a pain in the arse.
I'd like to see them locked up.Perhaps you should have tried some anarchists.
Are you talking breasts or balls?I'd like to see them licked up.
Makes a big difference these days.Are you faking breasts or balls?
Everything is fluid, and we are all fluids.Makes little difference these days.
And Archimedes thought he needed a fixed point!Everything is fluid, and we are all unglued.
Ah, those ancient Greeks. What they could do without being bound by modern restraints.And Archimedes thought he needed a twink boy!
Don't accept any sex shop gifts from them, that's for sure.Ah, those ancient Greeks. What they could do to those bound by modern restraints.
Fifteen-hour days sewing gussets into briefs made my fingers bleed.Don't accept any sweatshop shifts from them, that's for sure.
Definitely a cursed kink.Fifteen-hour days sucking Gus's indigo briefs sated my friggin' need.
Life is hard out there for some of us on the streets.Definitely a cursed mink.
Try living on rutabagas. They're a taste sensation.Life is hard out there for some of us living on beets.
I love their fruity notes.Try diving on Ruth's bazongas. They're a taste sensation.
High C on the Magic Flute usually means Sperm's A Comin'!I love their flutey notes.
Thar she blows, Captain!High seas from the Mystic Port usually means Sperm's A Comin'!
Line up on deck in order of seniority!Thar, she blows the Captain!