~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LexiSmiles92]

I'm fairly certain she's frowning behind that water bottle. She's so consistently grumpy, she was the original inspiration for the Grinch.

lol its all true

Has a new water bottle fetish.

 

[Taegul]

lol its all true

Has a new water bottle fetish.

Don't be fooled, everyone. That's not a water bottle. She spits her chewing tobacco into it everywhere she goes. Filthy habit, Lexi. Ewwwwww, gross.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Don't be fooled, everyone. That's not a water bottle. She spits her chewing tobacco into it everywhere she goes. Filthy habit, Lexi. Ewwwwww, gross.

Waits for Lexi to throw her "water" bottle out ... sneaks over and steals it. Weird.

 

[Taegul]

Waits for Lexi to throw her "water" bottle out ... sneaks over and steals it. Weird.

Loves to kink shame people. Obviously.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a fascination with licking envelopes.

 

[Jodaily]

This from one whos tongue stays glued to the roof of his mouth.

 

[Taegul]

He has never worn matching shoes in his adult life.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a strange fascination with the social media of ants.

 

[Jodaily]

Was born in a plasma reactor

 

[kellyt1994]

Has been known to claim that he is official hatmaker to Felurian.

 

[Jodaily]

Has a huge turkey baster collection that is brought out only for friends.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has a fascination with licking envelopes.

never really grasped the concept of "practice".

 

[Jodaily]

Works as a counselor at the local clown college.

 

[draco519]

Works as a counselor at the local clown college.

He once went to outback steakhouse. Because of this? He now speaks like a full blown Aussie. Ask him and he'll answer, "OI OI!"

 

[Coyote100]

His name is actually short for Dracolena.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

Is named in honour of their favourite film

 

[EctoJohn]

Once broke 14 jaywalkers out of prison.

 

[Jodaily]

Helped with the jailbreak. He’d been so hammered when busted for jaywalking he was able to slither out of the cage and get the keys. Demon rum

 

[kellyt1994]

Rum often gives super powers but they're rarely the useful kind.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is obsessed with streaking.

 

[Cindy027]

Is actually an alien pretending to be this John character, in all probability this thing took over John's body, killing him in the process, and now walks amongst you Floridians. Pretends the ghost stuff to cover it's cosmic goo trail.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once bought a coloring book themed around stealing people's clothes in public.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Had murdered countless people for leaving the h out of John

 

[EctoJohn]

Created the world's largest mud ball.