Wit & Nipples 🍒

I've done 8 days of doctor induced celibacy and I'm insanely horny, but it also has affected me in weird ways like making me paranoid and filled with ennui.

It is no suprise incels become conspiracy nuts.
Only eight days? That’s adorable. 😉

I’m at the point where the noise cheesy pasta makes when stirred makes me wet and eating a banana feels more like I’m filming a porn 🤣

I feel like I’m also only a few months away from believing that birds are surveillance drones 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
And as soon as the nurse has taken my samples and I've had a haircut - I'm going to break myself.

I have concluded I might be a sex addict

Why would anyone choose celibacy?
Oh I don’t know.

Being S/A’d
Cheated on?
Getting into sexual relationships with the wrong people? Therapist advising it could be a good chance to just focus on yourself?

Some people need a break from sex sometimes!

Not for too long though. At least for me ;)
 
Oh I don’t know.

Being S/A’d
Cheated on?
Getting into sexual relationships with the wrong people? Therapist advising it could be a good chance to just focus on yourself?

Some people need a break from sex sometimes!

Not for too long though. At least for me ;)
I sort of did 7 years celibacy from 15 to 22 with only a dip without ejaculations in the middle - but I was taking a lot of drugs instead, so was mostly hidden away from social situations
 
Thank God my dad's not on lit he would have totally misinterpreted that, on purpose 😅
Wait I feel like I’m being really dumb and not reading between the lines the way you are!

Help a dummy; save a life?

What do you mean 🤣
 
I've done 8 days of doctor induced celibacy and I'm insanely horny, but it also has affected me in weird ways like making me paranoid and filled with ennui.

It is no suprise incels become conspiracy nuts.
Oh I feel your pain on that one, I should have had 30 days last year, post surgery. But my body betrayed me during my sleep around day 23. Why does everything seem so much more available when it's not allowed. On the plus side by day 16 you'll be able to smell colours 😅
 
Wait I feel like I’m being really dumb and not reading between the lines the way you are!

Help a dummy; save a life?

What do you mean 🤣
Oh I can imagining him saying "she doesn't want my son .... I'M IN" (you'll have to imagine that in my dad's voice, which is mine but slightly deeper 😅)
 
You know what would be really good right now? An emotionally fueled fuck. I think I could deep throat for hours on end in this mood. Just use my tears as lube before you fuck me in the ass please ;)
If you put it like that....... 🥵 :devilish:
Yes please!! :love:
Only eight days? That’s adorable. 😉

I’m at the point where the noise cheesy pasta makes when stirred makes me wet and eating a banana feels more like I’m filming a porn 🤣

I feel like I’m also only a few months away from believing that birds are surveillance drones 🤷🏻‍♀️
You are not naming the pillows are you? :D
 
Oh I don’t know.

Being S/A’d
Cheated on?
Getting into sexual relationships with the wrong people? Therapist advising it could be a good chance to just focus on yourself?

Some people need a break from sex sometimes!

Not for too long though. At least for me ;)
I mean… I will be off for two weeks after this shift
 
Actually I totally get that... I was in a discord chat (it moved far too quick so here now) and I asked the question 'how long since you last had sex' and even in a sex chat most people were months and in some cases years. Even the hottest girl had not fucked her OH in over a year! I was gob smacked I was in a very small minority getting some weekly.
I was once in a “dead bedroom” support group online and could not believe how many hot women were completely being neglected or shut down by their hubbies.
 
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