Wit & Nipples 🍒

Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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I think we'd all like to see you getting some time to relax, as long as we had the right sunglasses.

Hope your day has picked up
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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My dear, you are absolutely gorgeous. 💓💓💓💓💓
 
Fine, I’ll repost the video… but let’s chat for a second first, yeah? 😇 It seems like every other message in my inbox lately has been:
“Where’s the video?” “Can you post it again?” “Still thinking about that talented mouth.” I have zero problem sharing it again. I enjoy the attention. Honestly, anyone who posts pics or videos here and says they don’t love the attention is lying.
But here’s the thing: I don’t want this thread to turn into a non-stop, one-track loop of “when are you reposting this video, or when can I see that.”
Yes, I’m a sucker (pun very much intended) for praise. And yes, the cum tributes have been… hot and very much flattering ( in the weirdest way it feels like a reward hahah).
But I also really enjoy the people I’ve met here.
Some of you I’ve even spoken to outside of Literotica, and those connections mean something to me. So here’s the deal: I’m reposting the video. I hope it hits just as hard the second time. But I’d love for this thread to be more than a cum-splattered corner of the internet. I want it to be a place where we can be filthy and funny all at the same time. Where you can flirt, jerk off, and then ask how my day was after. Is that too much to ask? 😉

I might be one of your favourite little internet cum dumpsters….

…but I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a thread, asking it not to be entirely about seeing me naked/sucking dick.😂

🎁 Click the present for a contradictory gift.
sounds familiar
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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Spectacular view. ☺️
 
Right, I’m tired and will be heading to sleep soon buttt thought I’d leave this here for you lot to have some fun with. I’ve put together a list of dirty, curious, and maybe slightly unhinged questions and scenarios. Feel free to answer one, some, or go wild and tackle the whole list. This isn’t one for the lurkers, I want entertaining answers!
  1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve had today? Be honest.
Bending a coworker/subordinate over her desk and burying my face between her ass cheeks. Rest of the department watching would be optional but not discouraged.
  1. Is there a sex act you fantasise about constantly but have never tried?
Anal, both giving and receiving. I'm curious.
  1. Do you prefer to take control or be more submissive? (My answer: I’m a switch, more dominant with women, submissive with men, but can also swap roles depending on the person/dynamic).
I generally prefer to be in charge. It's nice to just kinda be used sometimes, though.
  1. What’s your favourite kind of teasing: physical, mental, or verbal?
Verbal. I'm from Massachusetts, busting people's balls is a love language here
  1. Ever orgasmed from just words/texts/voice without being touched?
Nope, I do require physical stimulation.
  1. You’ve been given a dare to send a nude to someone you shouldn’t. Who do you choose, and what do you send? (My answer: My ex’s best friend. I’d send a picture of my best friend and I bent over in the mirror in lingerie… the best friend that he cheated on me with.)
A particular friend. What I'd send I don't know, I'd have to think about it.
  1. You’re on vacation. You see a hot stranger masturbating in a private cabana. Do you make make a move? Or do you watch from afar?
Watch from afar. I think I'd feel creepy recording them.
  1. What’s a kink you’ve changed your mind about? Something you used to judge or fear, but now you’re into? ( My answer: Cnc, with the right person, again it’s all down to dynamic. I’ve had contract style dom/sub relationships in the past. Very fun when done noright.)
Prostate play. Used to be a strong no but now I've discovered that it's quite enjoyable.
  1. Ever had an orgasm in a place you absolutely shouldn’t have? Tell me everything. ( my answer: at a dinner party with family and friends, I was sitting across from my partner and I was wearing my vibe. There was something so freaking hot about the fact no one else knew. We kept sneaking off to help “do the dishes” and “clear up” so that we could make out. He came in a matter of seconds once I got my hands on him at the end. )
I've gotten off many times at work on overnight shifts during quiet time.
🥀 Final Submission

10. Would you rather be:

A) Used as my personal sex toy
B) Forbidden to touch yourself without permission
C) Edged to a ruined orgasm.
D) Locked in chastity while you serve me in other ways.!

Have fun, I wanna see some good responses ;)
Hmmmm...A and B could both be fun. I think I'd choose B if I could still touch my partner. If it's no hands at all then A. There are far worse ways to spend a weekend than being used as your sex toy.
 
Out on the water 🚤 ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction 😆 Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke 💨 super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun 😏
A) fun on a slightly wider boat would be very interesting. I can't swim so I'd be constantly worried about falling out and drowning in a narrow boat like a kayak.
B) I hope you brought a fishing rod!
 
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
Your wit, intelligence, humor and writing ability is a HUGE turn on! Keep it coming.
 
Out on the water 🚤 ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction 😆 Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke 💨 super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun 😏
Looks like a beautiful place to kayak. And nothing wrong with finding a nice cut out or calm drift to really “relax” the mind
 
guys, gals, gays, theys, whoever’s watching. it’s been a… day. I’ll be back in the morning with some fun…hopefully. In the meantime you guys can imagine what it would be like to walk into my room and see me like this and turn my night/mood around! And anyone else lurking can kiss my 🍑
 
guys, gals, gays, theys, whoever’s watching. it’s been a… day. I’ll be back in the morning with some fun…hopefully. In the meantime you guys can imagine what it would be like to walk into my room and see me like this and turn my night/mood around! And anyone else lurking can kiss my 🍑
That would be a fun task! :love:
A very alluring picture!
 
guys, gals, gays, theys, whoever’s watching. it’s been a… day. I’ll be back in the morning with some fun…hopefully. In the meantime you guys can imagine what it would be like to walk into my room and see me like this and turn my night/mood around! And anyone else lurking can kiss my 🍑
Think I missed all the shenanigans today… fab pic and you wouldn’t stay like that for long. 😎
 
guys, gals, gays, theys, whoever’s watching. it’s been a… day. I’ll be back in the morning with some fun…hopefully. In the meantime you guys can imagine what it would be like to walk into my room and see me like this and turn my night/mood around! And anyone else lurking can kiss my 🍑
So if we reply we are no longer lurkers??

If so, please delete my comment Lit gods 😂
 
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