Wit & Nipples 🍒

I know many tattoo artists hahah. But this one I dated I was in love with! I remember him telling me the face I make when having an orgasm is the same as the face I pull when getting tattooed. The line between pain + pleasure is very thin indeed.
So we can see your pain/pleasure face? :D
 
I know many tattoo artists hahah. But this one I dated I was in love with! I remember him telling me the face I make when having an orgasm is the same as the face I pull when getting tattooed. The line between pain + pleasure is very thin indeed.
There's a niche genre of porn I came across... people fucking whilst getting tattoed. Lots of cum/pain faces!
 
I dated a tattoo artist for the most part of last year/this year with Bertie the bat, “Kind Soul” on my fingers and my death moth being my newest additions! The rest of my arm is just patchwork tattoos! I don’t tend to really care about if a “tattoo has meaning”, I just love looking tatted! And plan to get many, many more!

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It's interesting how trends change. When I grew up it was sailors and people who done time in prison that had tattoos, and not very good once. So I've never got one myself.
Today "everybody" got one and people in my own age gets tattoos and they look great! But I think I won't get any and be unique in that way instead. :giggle:

I love your nails, and especially the nail polish! :love:
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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You my friend are magnificent!
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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What a beautiful sight to wake up too! 😍

I took yesterday off to go golfing, so I know I’ll be buried in emails when I get in this morning, so I feel your pain. Hope your hayfever settles down.
 
It's interesting how trends change. When I grew up it was sailors and people who done time in prison that had tattoos, and not very good once. So I've never got one myself.
Today "everybody" got one and people in my own age gets tattoos and they look great! But I think I won't get any and be unique in that way instead. :giggle:

I love your nails, and especially the nail polish! :love:
Sailors and prisoners… mmm I’ve dated both 🤣 but no, you’re correct, I do think it’s really interesting that while the designs and social perceptions have changed, tattoos still carry a kind of ‘narrative weight’: they tell stories, mark moments and reflect values… etc. So choosing not to get one, especially in a time when they’re so popular, is just as much a statement, you’re just opting for a different kind of uniqueness and I think that’s as intentional as any tattoo could be!
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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Good morning SpicyBean! Sorry to hear that you’ve had a bit of a rough start to your day. Hopefully it improves soon, and you find time for those missed activities. Finding your post when I’ve opened my eyes definitely has my day off on the right foot! My god you’re beautiful!! (Witty too!) 😉
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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incredibly sexy beautiful.
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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Lol, you say "don't click here" and what's the first thing everyone does? Both photos are absolutely fucking fire and I am sorry you weren't doing so well. You are a potent combination of gorgeous and sexy and, well, you are pretty damn awesome to boot. Take care!!
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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Stunning.... I have 2 maine coons, so I feel you with that early morning wake up..
 
Lol, you say "don't click here" and what's the first thing everyone does? Both photos are absolutely fucking fire and I am sorry you weren't doing so well. You are a potent combination of gorgeous and sexy and, well, you are pretty damn awesome to boot. Take care!!
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
 
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
I know a new tattoo for you... "Don't enter here". :devilish: :oops::ROFLMAO:😘
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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All happened for a reason. I so want to click it 🤔
 
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
First one to admit to searching high and low for Easter eggs. Obvious or not, I’m always curious and on the hunt. 🤷😁
 
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
I’m glad that cats have nine lives….
 
😂 exactly! It’s actually called psychological reactance, humans don’t tend to like being told what not to do. 😉 but curiosity killed that cat ( more times than we’d like to admit) and our inquisitiveness kicks in (thanks to the information gap theory: our minds have to know what’s behind the ‘don’t.’ ) Add a sprinkling of the forbidden fruit effect, and free will doesn’t stand a chance 🤷🏻‍♀️. The fact you clicked on “don’t click here please”, means you involuntarily took part in a sneakily engineered behavioural experiment 🤭 You passed… or failed, depending how you look at it 😏
Passed I did
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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🫂🫂🫂🫂
First of all, I'm sorry you had a rough start to your day.
It's gonna get better. 🤗🤗🤗
Waking up an hour early this morning normally would set up a rough morning for me except seeing you made me smile.
As always, thank you for sharing. 🫂🫂🫂
 
I dated a tattoo artist for the most part of last year/this year with Bertie the bat, “Kind Soul” on my fingers and my death moth being my newest additions! The rest of my arm is just patchwork tattoos! I don’t tend to really care about if a “tattoo has meaning”, I just love looking tatted! And plan to get many, many more!

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Full disclosure, many of the ladies I crush on have tattoos.
Ironically, I don't.
My favorite barista has a bunch. Our first time chatting, she warned me not to. That was about three years ago.
You'd like her @SpicyBean99 . Very gorgeous single mom of three. And extremely flirty. 😈😈
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼
Firstly I passed because I love rules and follow the rules but 2nd and 3rd time...

Rules are good as long as they can be applied as long as and in the way the rule-maker(s) originally planned them, until the reality came up and violated/penetrated them very well the first time and created a new one!😘
It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls,
You are a heroin!🥰
Job is done, let's call as a day! 😊

I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead.
I am sorry to hear and hope you will be compensated very well for the missed opportunities!🔥💦:devilish:
Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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You already have done it my one!
Thank you for sharing them.
You are gorgeous and cute without and with tattoos as well as inside and outside.🥰
 
Don’t click here please. 🙏🏼

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today. 🤣
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I think we'd all like to see you getting some time to relax, as long as we had the right sunglasses.

Hope your day has picked up
 
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