Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Cybmorg]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

It would be great to watch you glide along a glistening surface. Wouldn’t mind seeing you in a kayak on the river either

I like to kayak in the sea near me! Perfect weather for it this week too

Hope you had lots of fun!

 

[SpicyBean99]

This is a fab little video though not sure about the water quality. I’m surprised you’ve not already played on the water… next time eh?

Morning Jonno.

I tend to be doing actual kayaking when I’m on the boat and where I’m alone it’s not as fun but, like you say, there’s always next time! (It’s also a canal, hence the water qual)

 

[deft]

It looks so peaceful! Bliss!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I miss being on the water. Canoes mostly. Never had the courage to try a kayak.
Still, just being in a serene environment is good to allow your mind to calm.
Thank you for sharing a glimpse.

Good Morning Azul!

Canoes are also super chilled, but yeah I can see
Kayaks can seem a bit more intimidating at first, what with them being lower in the water and enclosed, but they’re actually easier to control once you get the hang of the balance. It’s more about having trust in yourself and the movement. And wind being on your side can help too! Kayaking/hiking/runs all help clear my mind but there’s just something about the water!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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[ycym]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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Try to find time to relaxe. Don't take any phone calls and let your gardener trim your bush..... uhm.... you know what I mean. *lol*
And find your time for a bit finger gymnastics. Would help you, if possible.

 

[deft]

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.

'Kinell, you've had a full day already!

I hope it chills a little for you!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Try to find time to relaxe. Don't take any phone calls and let your gardener trim your bush..... uhm.... you know what I mean. *lol*
And find your time for a bit finger gymnastics. Would help you, if possible.

Unfortunately when the phone rings it’s my job to answer it. I took yesterday afternoon off work and there were a huge handful of customers that weren’t able to get through to anyone since I’m one of two that man the phones. My fault entirely although yesterday afternoon was worth the busy morning today!

 

[ycym]

Unfortunately when the phone rings it’s my job to answer it. I took yesterday afternoon off work and there were a huge handful of customers that weren’t able to get through to anyone since I’m one of two that man’s the phones. My fault entirely although yesterday afternoon was worth the busy morning today!

Ok, in that case just do the calls and spread your legs. I will dive in between...

 

[joclfc]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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Looking amazing Bean

 

[SpicyBean99]

Looking amazing Bean

Thankyou so much sir!!! I’m already feeling cheered up

 

[deft]

Thankyou so much sir!!! I’m already feeling cheered up

Imagine how we're feeling!

 

[jonnoback]

Morning Jonno.

I tend to be doing actual kayaking when I’m on the boat and where I’m alone it’s not as fun but, like you say, there’s always next time! (It’s also a canal, hence the water qual)

Morning SB - yes alone is never as much fun but then you're out in public... oh and if you bump into the guy from Canal Boat Diaries you should hop aboard

 

[SpicyBean99]

Morning SB - yes alone is never as much fun but then you're out in public... oh and if you bump into the guy from Canal Boat Diaries you should hop aboard

I actually find him rather handsome too….he’s got lovely kind/cheeky eyes. I love that in a man.

I’d have to pretend that my kayak is filling up with water. “Mr Cumming ( yes that is his surname ), oh please help me would you? I seem to be getting rather wet and in need of a helping hand.”

 

[jonnoback]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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Can safely say that's a more entertaining start to your day than mine. Lovely pic that I didn't click on... but Lays... I suppose when needs must. Hope your day gets better

 

[Cogan]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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Well, cats are like that. I know since I have one and had a few over the years.
And with a start like that the day can only get better! (But a missed masturbation opportunity must be cached up on, or the day will be ruined! )

 

[jonnoback]

I actually find him rather handsome too….he’s got lovely kind/cheeky eyes. I love that in a man.

I’d have to pretend that my kayak is filling up with water. “Mr Cumming ( yes that is his surname ), oh please help me would you? I seem to be getting rather wet and in need of a helping hand.”

At which point you'd have him hook line and sinker - and I didn't realise that was his surname!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Can safely say that's a more entertaining start to your day than mine. Lovely pic that I didn't click on... but Lays... I suppose when needs must. Hope your day gets better

Lays are an absolute must when on holiday! Maybe it’s just a uk thing… everytime I travel to other European countries ( aside from Latvia ) I’ll stock up the crisps. That pic was from just over a year ago in Cyprus when I took my mum away for a two week all inclusive.

 

[deft]

Lays are an absolute must when on holiday! Maybe it’s just a uk thing… everytime I travel to other European countries ( aside from Latvia ) I’ll stock up the crisps. That pic was from just over a year ago in Cyprus when I took my mum away for a two week all inclusive.

I hoard Jamón Ruffles in Spain... always

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Ok, in that case just do the calls and spread your legs. I will dive in between...

That's a personal fantasy of mine: to orally pleasure her while she's on a call or Zoom, trying to make her cum while she's on the line.

I *really* liked the Hysterical Literature series!

Looking great Ms.SB!

 

[jonnoback]

Lays are an absolute must when on holiday! Maybe it’s just a uk thing… everytime I travel to other European countries ( aside from Latvia ) I’ll stock up the crisps. That pic was from just over a year ago in Cyprus when I took my mum away for a two week all inclusive.

Lays are american but as as you can't get uk stuff they have to do.. and they are pretty good. That's a lot of tats in a year and best of all - that is some seriously top daughtering

 

[SpicyBean99]

Lays are american but as as you can't get uk stuff they have to do.. and they are pretty good. That's a lot of tats in a year and best of all - that is some seriously top daughtering

I dated a tattoo artist for the most part of last year/this year with Bertie the bat, “Kind Soul” on my fingers and my death moth being my newest additions! The rest of my arm is just patchwork tattoos! I don’t tend to really care about if a “tattoo has meaning”, I just love looking tatted! And plan to get many, many more!

(https://postimg.cc/3WdjMTpv)

 

[Cybmorg]

Don’t click here please.

It’s 9.46am over here in the UK and I have already taken 27 work calls, the gardener came to do the lawns around the estate at 6.00am setting off my hayfever which was only exacerbated by the fact that he also trimmed all the rose bushes going up the edge of the house. After sneezing what felt like a thousand times, the cats then thought it would be a really great time to reenact the historic battle between Achilles vs Hector, on top of my bed with the assumption that if I wake up, it must mean feeding time. At that point it was only 6.45 and they get fed at 9am when I start work. I was excited to have a laze in bed, masturbate, have my coffee and a little scroll but alas, a chaotic morning was in the works instead. Cheering up is well needed today.
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You’re a proper treat this rough workday!

Sorry to hear about your allergies, they suuuuck. I am cursed with them too, but I take double dose fexofenadine hydrochloride and the opiates which form at the top of cough syzurrrp to combat my battle with the trees and owning a cat

 

[ycym]

I know a tattoo artist as well. He would make me an Tattoo, but I will not date him.

 

[jonnoback]

I dated a tattoo artist for the most part of last year/this year with Bertie the bat, “Kind Soul” on my fingers and my death moth being my newest additions! The rest of my arm is just patchwork tattoos! I don’t tend to really care about if a “tattoo has meaning”, I just love looking tatted! And plan to get many, many more!

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The neck one is amazingly cool and the finger ones mean you have must have a high pain threshold! And you are a Kind Soul. I'll love following your tattoo journey.