Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AtramentousRex]

i can put my foot on my ear

I can put mine in my mouth

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

i can put my foot on my ear

I can put mine in my mouth

I don’t like feet though

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I can put mine in my mouth

Ha

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can jerk a guy off with mine lol

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

 

[AtramentousRex]

So have you ever seen a man repel female energy just by standing in place?

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

Sorry about that. Sheesh. It’s the adderrall talking.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry about that. Sheesh. It’s the adderrall talking.

Oh wow, I didn’t know they made Orange Creamsicle Tic-Tacs

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Oh wow, I didn’t know they made Orange Creamsicle Tic-Tacs

Haha

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is it wife in here or are you just hot?

 

[chame1eon]

I promise I'm weird in a good way. No cats in my freezer.

 

[Saltfountain]

Glad to hear that! They should always be served at room temperature

 

[Anastasia1999]

Glad to hear that! They should always be served at room temperature

Would you like to see a picture of my moggie?

 

[Saltfountain]

Would you like to see a picture of my moggie?

Best post it quick before the nudity policy changes

 

[QwertyMaster]

I suck, wanna make out?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I suck, wanna make out?

What do you suck?

 

[QwertyMaster]

What do you suck?

Oh, just the little things. The kind of things most men don't even pay attention to.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Oh, just the little things. The kind of things most men don't even pay attention to.

You may be qwerty now but when I’m done you’re gonna feel like a courtroom stenograph

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

(sees them in line at the bookstore with a stack of books) Do you like to read books?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Wow...u can read.. groovy

 

[QwertyMaster]

Are you leaking gas? Because I'm light headed around you.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Is that what you smell? That’s my new perfume.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Can I help flatten your hamburgers?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can I help flatten your hamburgers?

Are you saying you want a smash and a smashburger?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are you saying you want a smash and a smashburger?

I have buns if you want some ….of course I meant hamburger buns.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I'm sure you're buns are great but they aren't the same without a little sausage. I just so happen to have a little sausage on me.