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crazychemgirl said:
If you lived in the Final Destination universe … how would you die?
What regular, humdrum activity suddenly turns deadly for you?
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Driving. Every time i drive behind a ladder on the freeway, I imagine it falling off and impaling me final destination style so I get out of that lane.

And also cause ladders are constantly falling and I would not like to run into one
 
crazychemgirl said:
If you lived in the Final Destination universe … how would you die?
What regular, humdrum activity suddenly turns deadly for you?
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Oh, a good day for me to pop in...?!

I'll definitely choke to death. I'll be eating chocolate and there's a knock at the door. I suddenly jump up feeling guilty for eating chocolate and also panicky at some fucker who's trying to visit without an appointment and I'm in my scruffy clothes. I gasp, sucking in the too large piece into my throat, and panic more. Stupidly still debating if I dare open the door to the person unknown, I waste valuable time trying to clear my airways. It's no good and I concede I need the visitor's help at the door, but I'm feeling lightheaded now and I'm stumbling.
I stagger towards the door, trip over the corner of the damned rug, and fall, whacking my head on the sharp corner of the table. I'm now unconscious and unable to breathe.

My last thought is still blaming the fucking wanker who came to my door unannounced.
 
crazychemgirl said:
If you lived in the Final Destination universe … how would you die?
What regular, humdrum activity suddenly turns deadly for you?
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Final DestinationVerse? I am in my apartment and my neighbor across the way is playing Journey, way to loud. Grumbling about the crappy music, I go the the fridge and get a glass of milk, not noticing my kid has left my 10 inch chef's knife on the floor. Instead of stepping on the blade, I step on the handle, which rolls, making me stumble forward and launch the milk out of the window and onto a passing bird. The indignant bird flys to the roof where it is eaten by a cat. But the cat is extremely lactose intolerant and goes into convulsions, falling off the roof and into the open sunroof of the handyman's shed. The handyman, Larry, was working on fixing a chainsaw, which has a problem with the safety chainstop not working. The cat knocks the chainsaw onto a teeter totter, Larry's next project. The handyman is so surprised that he drops the tool chest on the other end, launching the chainsaw into the air and through my neighbor's window, where it lands on a shelf holding his collection of vintage Superglue containers. Covered in glue, it tumbles to the floor and adheres itself to a passing Roomba. The vacuum moves in its preprogrammed path, but the extended saw cuts through the leg of the table holding the vintage turntable. The table tilts forward and the LP falls off, hooks under one of the teeth on the chainsaw, launching it back at my window at a deadly speed. Just as I straighten from picking up the knife so no one gets hurt, I take Escape to the mouth, cutting my head in half.
 
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crazychemgirl said:
If you lived in the Final Destination universe … how would you die?
What regular, humdrum activity suddenly turns deadly for you?
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I've long since gotten over it, but when I was young I struggled with immense anxiety and fear of death. At all times I'd imagine all the ways I could die, and nowhere was safe. Roof caving in. Toilet shattering and slashing an artery. Charger catching fire. I was so scared of accidentally mixing bleach and vinegar (which makes chlorine gas) that I never kept the two in my apartment at once. Etc etc etc.

Yeah, my Final Destination death would be fuuuuucked up...
 
vagrantx said:
I've long since gotten over it, but when I was young I struggled with immense anxiety and fear of death. At all times I'd imagine all the ways I could die, and nowhere was safe. Roof caving in. Toilet shattering and slashing an artery. Charger catching fire. I was so scared of accidentally mixing bleach and vinegar (which makes chlorine gas) that I never kept the two in my apartment at once. Etc etc etc.

Yeah, my Final Destination death would be fuuuuucked up...
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I also had immense fear of death and potential nonexistance when I was younger....after a car crash that I was lucky to have survived.. it's since changed to while not something to look forward to, not as terrifying because it means an absence of pain both mental and physical.

So my Final Destination death would probably be a heart attack after finishing every mainline Final Fantasy game....or something equally mundane....
 
vagrantx said:
I've long since gotten over it, but when I was young I struggled with immense anxiety and fear of death. At all times I'd imagine all the ways I could die, and nowhere was safe. Roof caving in. Toilet shattering and slashing an artery. Charger catching fire. I was so scared of accidentally mixing bleach and vinegar (which makes chlorine gas) that I never kept the two in my apartment at once. Etc etc etc.

Yeah, my Final Destination death would be fuuuuucked up...
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I read a book that had a killer use extreme suction to disembowel a victim on a toilet when they flushed.

That invariably goes through my mind when I get up to use the bathroom at night. For the last fifteen years.
 
UnquietDreams said:
I read a book that had a killer use extreme suction to disembowel a victim on a toilet when they flushed.

That invariably goes through my mind when I get up to use the bathroom at night. For the last fifteen years.
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I take it whoever wrote that, had read Guts by Chuck Pahlaniuk! Not to add fuel to the fire, but it's a similar Final Destination-esque scenario; it's about a boy who discovers auto-erotic asphyxiation by submersion in their swimming pool.

Said pool has a surprisingly strong circulation pump.
 
vagrantx said:
I take it whoever wrote that, had read Guts by Chuck Pahlaniuk! Not to add fuel to the fire, but it's a similar Final Destination-esque scenario; it's about a boy who discovers auto-erotic asphyxiation by submersion in their swimming pool.

Said pool has a surprisingly strong circulation pump.
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Is that in the Book Bait? I have it. I guess I could check. But it’s so far away. Nvm,
 
EricaAnna said:
I also had immense fear of death and potential nonexistance when I was younger....after a car crash that I was lucky to have survived.. it's since changed to while not something to look forward to, not as terrifying because it means an absence of pain both mental and physical.

So my Final Destination death would probably be a heart attack after finishing every mainline Final Fantasy game....or something equally mundane....
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Sorry, not just the mainlines, but the MMORPGs too! I haven’t played FFXI, but FFXIV alone should add a few more years to your life 😜

UnquietDreams said:
I read a book that had a killer use extreme suction to disembowel a victim on a toilet when they flushed.

That invariably goes through my mind when I get up to use the bathroom at night. For the last fifteen years.
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Eh…not so much at night, but maybe on a plane…or in space!
 
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