Sex & Shenanigans

[Deadbed1968]

I think it’s funny when I’m solo shopping at the grocery store. Women invariably check out what’s in my cart. I don’t mind. It gives me a chance to look at their tits so I guess we’re even.

I gotta go shopping more often!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Step 1: have tits

Wow, that’s all there is to it!
Now… lemme take a look?

Yup. That’s pretty much all it takes!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I sense sarcasm. Like not everybody flirts by picking out what song they would sing at each other's funerals?

Maybe? I am very bad at flirting. Ask anyone.

 

[flashgordon1952]

I am a mentor and adviser to a team of 6 wrestlers now ! 4 ladies 45 to 52 and two guys/ It all started 18 months ago / Started with arm wrestling at work and well it has moved on a lot from there., we now have after 18 months nude wrestling . They all live in Scotland The 2 guys are the referees . we have proper mats and safety too . Off course things are now moving on . But they keep to the rules which to me is important

 

[Medicalman13152]

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My plans for the evening are set, how about yours?

As the song goes:

"I know it's late
I know you're weary
I know your plans
Don't include me"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Looks like Canada is stealing all your USA doctors and nurses… 117 nurses have just been fast tracked to come to BC

 

[NewStartQueen]

because the people of Texas are especially ignorant… they seem to think their state is SO big (12 hours to travel across the state)


…. Tell me, how long does it take YOU to get from one end to the other of your state ..?

Here’s mine.

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Can anyone else beat 32 hours?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can anyone else beat 32 hours?
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I was waiting for the Aussies to weigh in!!

 

[NewStartQueen]

I was waiting for the Aussies to weigh in!!

Glad to be a lurker of service

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know we’ve talked about this before… lol

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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Wow, McDonald's really want you to fuck the Hamburgalar. Waiting now for Grimace to start posting thirst traps.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Looks like Canada is stealing all your USA doctors and nurses… 117 nurses have just been fast tracked to come to BC

*Looks up how to become a nurse

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wow, McDonald's really want you to fuck the Hamburgalar. Waiting now for Grimace to start posting thirst traps.

I'm here for it

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Takes "pain in the butt" to a different place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow, McDonald's really want you to fuck the Hamburgalar. Waiting now for Grimace to start posting thirst traps.

I mean… the hamburgler can bang me and then we can eat the hamburgers he stole … I see no problem here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Europe and Asia are so far ahead of us … in Switzerland they are putting solar panels on their train tracks and in France they are putting solar panels on their parking garages.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean… the hamburgler can bang me and then we can eat the hamburgers he stole … I see no problem here.

You're so efficient

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… the hamburgler can bang me and then we can eat the hamburgers he stole … I see no problem here.

You have to eat the fries within nine minutes of them leaving the fryer, so eat the fries, bang the Hamburgler, eat the cold burgers, eat one of those baked apple pie things, and then comes the regretting.

Then complain to the Hamburgler how much better the fried apple pies were.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Europe and Asia are so far ahead of us … in Switzerland they are putting solar panels on their train tracks and in France they are putting solar panels on their parking garages.

To be fair, we have solar panels in some parking lots. The schools around here have them on their grassy areas too.

Lots of people have solar panels on their houses too but the program in CA is pretty much dead now because the savings in electricity bills won't pay back the cost of getting the panels anymore. I really wanted to install some but it's hard to spend $40k and not even break even over time.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

To be fair, we have solar panels in some parking lots. The schools around here have them on their grassy areas too.

Lots of people have solar panels on their houses too but the program in CA is pretty much dead now because the savings in electricity bills won't pay back the cost of getting the panels anymore. I really wanted to install some but it's hard to spend $40k and not even break even over time.

Good lord! How the heck are they costing $40K out there? I know, inflation blah blah blah, but, what?

If we were serious about fighting climate change, mass production and installation of solar panels and heat pumps would be one of those things the government would be heavily subsidizing, if not outright funding. But, we live in the US, and LOL nothing matters.

 

[crazychemgirl]

To be fair, we have solar panels in some parking lots. The schools around here have them on their grassy areas too.

Lots of people have solar panels on their houses too but the program in CA is pretty much dead now because the savings in electricity bills won't pay back the cost of getting the panels anymore. I really wanted to install some but it's hard to spend $40k and not even break even over time.

In Canada you can sell back your energy if you don’t use it all … so over the summer months people with solar panels aren’t paying anything for electricity and actually getting a credit… then their winter months where there is less sun and more energy use they are getting smaller bills.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good lord! How the heck are they costing $40K out there? I know, inflation blah blah blah, but, what?

If we were serious about fighting climate change, mass production and installation of solar panels and heat pumps would be one of those things the government would be heavily subsidizing, if not outright funding. But, we live in the US, and LOL nothing matters.

We had a huge boom promotion for heat pumps and now it’s on for solar panels…

In BC though I think all of our energy comes from hydroelectric dams … so even then it’s “clean” energy

 

[crazychemgirl]

You have to eat the fries within nine minutes of them leaving the fryer, so eat the fries, bang the Hamburgler, eat the cold burgers, eat one of those baked apple pie things, and then comes the regretting.

Then complain to the Hamburgler how much better the fried apple pies were.

Way to mansplain how I should be eating, banging and complaining.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

We had a huge boom promotion for heat pumps and now it’s on for solar panels…

In BC though I think all of our energy comes from hydroelectric dams … so even then it’s “clean” energy

I mean, we could absolutely do those things in America, but we'd rather make sure lots of brown kids get blown to bits by a genocidal maniac.