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crazychemgirl said:
I watched a NatGeo documentary about the Bermuda Triangle and it was super interesting…

What is one world mystery event or place you’d LOVE to get an answer about?
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The Big Bang.

What came before, what set it off, what came after (like, what even the fuck are we doing here. What is here.), and where will it go? Big Crunch; maybe we're stuck in a continuous loop? Big Freeze, and everything's gonna be dead and gone, for ever? Or maybe but for an instant. Is there time if everything's gone?

Yes, Ms. Genie, I'd like a brief history of time, the universe, and everything. And thanks for all the fish.
 
I’m rewatching Sex Education and I’m on I’m on the 3rd season where the prudish head teacher is telling them all not to have piercings, weird hair colour and “girls” having to wear skirts. I would have been so uncomfortable in that situation… having been make to wear clothing that I’m not comfortable in.

Or not having the freedom to change my hair or wear funky makeup.

It’s just insane.
 
crazychemgirl said:
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Are women still wearing anklets..???

I had SO many in the 90s … it was such a vibe

Now I just have ankle tattoos
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When I finished elementary school, my late stepmother (whom I had met like 2-3x at that time) gave me a gold bracelet with 2 interlocking hearts. It was big enough that it could literally fall off my hand, so I wore it as an anklet. My very religious maternal grandmother saw me wearing it one day and got BIG MAD and started yelling and lecturing me about how only “girls who fooled around” wore anklets. I was 10 years old. It wasn’t until Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood came out in 2010 that I learned anklets and high-low hemlines advertised a woman in renaissance Italy was a courtesan, and learned here on Lit less than 2 years ago that it’s also a modern-day hotwife symbol if it has a pineapple or “H” & “W” charms. How the fuck did my grandma know this?!
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
When I finished elementary school, my late stepmother (whom I had met like 2-3x at that time) gave me a gold bracelet with 2 interlocking hearts. It was big enough that it could literally fall off my hand, so I wore it as an anklet. My very religious maternal grandmother saw me wearing it one day and got BIG MAD and started yelling and lecturing me about how only “girls who fooled around” wore anklets. I was 10 years old. It wasn’t until Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood came out in 2010 that I learned anklets and high-low hemlines advertised a woman in renaissance Italy was a courtesan, and learned here on Lit less than 2 years ago that it’s also a modern-day hotwife symbol if it has a pineapple or “H” & “W” charms. How the fuck did my grandma know this?!
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Grandma was on lit!
 
MindYaBitness said:
I have an ace of spades tank top. I bought it because it was cute and the fabric is extra soft. Just found out that the Ace of Spades is the symbol for a HW who loves BBC 🤯🤦‍♀️😏
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My first guess when seeing something with the ace of spades would be that they’re a fan of the Motörhead song 🤷🏻‍♀️

SalaciousMonkey22 said:
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BrendaBear said:
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.... but... I don't want to know, so... carry on!
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SalaciousMonkey22 said:
I mean, it seems pretty clear that it means their Senator jerked off to porn on 9/11. Less clear that he added it to his Twitter feed. Even less clear that he’s a spineless worm of a human being that any state should be ashamed of having represent them.
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Ooh I have receipts! Screenshot on September 12th, 2017, so the “1d” timestamps confirm it was 9/11.
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And yes, he is a worthless excuse of a human being, also as evidenced by his leaving his constituents to freeze to death in a Texas snowstorm and power outage combo while he went to Cancun, and even leaving his DOG behind. Even if I knew nothing of his politics, he’d still be on my shitlist for that!

OrdinaryPerson said:
Ok fine I'll do it
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Can we go to a Dodgers game and Lady&TheTramp some Dodger Dogs?
👄🌭👄

EMPTYSTAR said:
“You brought a fork to a soup convention.... Please reflect”
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Still have 1 more page to catch up on, has anyone mentioned @UnquietDreams eating ice cream with a fork yet? 👀
 
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The Thai place by me has a similar scale at the counter.
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I went to a place that had a 1-10 scale for heat, 7+ you couldn’t send it back…

I ordered 7, took a few bites and waved the server over and was scolded having seen the policy..

“No, can I kick it up to like 8.5? It’s not quite I enough, I was too timid!”

The look of genuine respect was followed by taking it back and giving me a hotter plate. It was delicious
 
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