See, you would be a nice, sweet ghost that everyone would love. But not everyone would be, and you could get stuck to some asshole like the trees in the original Evil Dead. And it isn't as if you can get up and leave (or leaf)...
My favorite breakfast place in town serves Budweiser tall boys, tap micros, and Pimm's Cups.
I’ll take either
You gave me an award, you should know I really meant I just want you to masturbate furiously thinking about me
See, I want to be hired to go to funerals for people I don't know. Wear a nice, black suit with dark sunglasses. Stand off to the side, holding a deep red rose. If approached I can either refuse to speak, speak only in mysterious phrases about our history, or refuse to speak English, your choice (language options: French, German, Gaelic, or Middle English.). Weeping and/or wailing can be purchased separately. Drive off in an expensive car (rental separate) or a motorcycle. Or walk away and seem to disappear.
This is a death appropriate for The Good Place.
Lauren is a serial killer…
It’d be preferable though. My luck the last thing I’ll see right before I pass out for good is the Abyss staring back.
You and me both. (*shudder*)
Sorry about that.Geez, was anyone here working today?! I was pages behind!
Hey, mine did the same! Is there a dad joke in there?
instead.
But... is there an extra fee for every 10 minutes or so letting out maniacal laughter then going totally silent again?
I think it would be far worse for the last thing I see is f-ing ronald mcdonald dancing around and singing that song from Mars Attacks that makes the martians heads explode.
Except it would probably be Ronald McDonald as seen through the eyes of H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King
That.... is a very specific image! (Was Ronald McDonald in that movie? If not, how did he get in your vision? I have so many questions!)
No, I don't think Ronald was in "Mars Attacks!" ... but clowns are creepy as hell, and Ronald was super creepy to me. And I absolutely love hamburgers, and there is no amount of money that I would accept to eat a hamburger from McDonalds... so that's like... creepy cubed already! And that Slim Whitman "song" is one of the weirdest things I've heard in a long time... so... it all fit together nicely, in my warped brain.
https://media.giphy.com/media/JqGjudkM7cADRaRLRv/giphy.gifAll right - who's hanging around tonight? I need company!
Does it make it extra spicy?
Ya'know... I'm not really sure
I’m here for a bit! Pick me pick me!!!All right - who's hanging around tonight? I need company!
It’s also seems to add “Caribbean Rythyms” whatever that means
