Sex & Shenanigans

[NakedStoryLover]

You just having a conversation all by yourself there…?



Aww … how cute

Well, I was...!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, maybe I do?!?!
I could make friends with all the other unalive people trees!

See, you would be a nice, sweet ghost that everyone would love. But not everyone would be, and you could get stuck to some asshole like the trees in the original Evil Dead. And it isn't as if you can get up and leave (or leaf)...

 

[UnquietDreams]

it's never too early for beer

My favorite breakfast place in town serves Budweiser tall boys, tap micros, and Pimm's Cups.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

See, you would be a nice, sweet ghost that everyone would love. But not everyone would be, and you could get stuck to some asshole like the trees in the original Evil Dead. And it isn't as if you can get up and leave (or leaf)...

Well now that you put it that way

 

[UnquietDreams]

Chicken.

Chicken rather than cake?

Or chicken cake?

 

[Bry1313]

Would I f change your mind if I let you eat it off my naked body ..?

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[Bry1313]

Yes

I’ll take either

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Runs one out?


I refuse to run at anyone’s funeral. Even yours.


I will wear a black shall and weep uncontrollably and will leave a black rose with a note that says, “you brought this on yourself”

(And in tiny tiny writing it will say, “I told you one day you would poop your pants… if you had just accepted that fact, maybe you wouldn’t have been hit by a car trying to get to a toilet”)

You gave me an award, you should know I really meant I just want you to masturbate furiously thinking about me

 

[UnquietDreams]

Runs one out?


I refuse to run at anyone’s funeral. Even yours.


I will wear a black shall and weep uncontrollably and will leave a black rose with a note that says, “you brought this on yourself”

(And in tiny tiny writing it will say, “I told you one day you would poop your pants… if you had just accepted that fact, maybe you wouldn’t have been hit by a car trying to get to a toilet”)

See, I want to be hired to go to funerals for people I don't know. Wear a nice, black suit with dark sunglasses. Stand off to the side, holding a deep red rose. If approached I can either refuse to speak, speak only in mysterious phrases about our history, or refuse to speak English, your choice (language options: French, German, Gaelic, or Middle English.). Weeping and/or wailing can be purchased separately. Drive off in an expensive car (rental separate) or a motorcycle. Or walk away and seem to disappear.

Add mystery to your death!

 

[UnquietDreams]

(And in tiny tiny writing it will say, “I told you one day you would poop your pants… if you had just accepted that fact, maybe you wouldn’t have been hit by a car trying to get to a toilet”)

This is a death appropriate for The Good Place.

 

[SWR101]

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Lauren is a serial killer…

 

[LupineOne]

I mean, I’m sure you don’t need to be dead for the latter.

Just sayin.

It’d be preferable though. My luck the last thing I’ll see right before I pass out for good is the Abyss staring back.
That is one horror I do not need.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

It’d be preferable though. My luck the last thing I’ll see right before I pass out for good is the Abyss staring back.
That is one horror I do not need.

You and me both. (*shudder*)

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Geez, was anyone here working today?! I was pages behind!


Hey, mine did the same! Is there a dad joke in there?

Sorry about that.

I just couldn't give the Boss Man an honest day's work today, so I posted a couple of instead.

What else could I do?

 

[BrendaBear]

See, I want to be hired to go to funerals for people I don't know. Wear a nice, black suit with dark sunglasses. Stand off to the side, holding a deep red rose. If approached I can either refuse to speak, speak only in mysterious phrases about our history, or refuse to speak English, your choice (language options: French, German, Gaelic, or Middle English.). Weeping and/or wailing can be purchased separately. Drive off in an expensive car (rental separate) or a motorcycle. Or walk away and seem to disappear.

Add mystery to your death!

But... is there an extra fee for every 10 minutes or so letting out maniacal laughter then going totally silent again?

I don't want a funeral, but I would love it if a bunch of my friends went to a bar or had a party, with lots of joking, laughing and drinking if they wanted to.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’d be preferable though. My luck the last thing I’ll see right before I pass out for good is the Abyss staring back.
That is one horror I do not need.

I think it would be far worse for the last thing I see is f-ing ronald mcdonald dancing around and singing that song from Mars Attacks that makes the martians heads explode.

But... that's just me.

 

[LupineOne]

I think it would be far worse for the last thing I see is f-ing ronald mcdonald dancing around and singing that song from Mars Attacks that makes the martians heads explode.

But... that's just me.

Except it would probably be Ronald McDonald as seen through the eyes of H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King

 

[cheekygirl75]

I think it would be far worse for the last thing I see is f-ing ronald mcdonald dancing around and singing that song from Mars Attacks that makes the martians heads explode.

But... that's just me.

That.... is a very specific image! (Was Ronald McDonald in that movie? If not, how did he get in your vision? I have so many questions!)

 

[BrendaBear]

That.... is a very specific image! (Was Ronald McDonald in that movie? If not, how did he get in your vision? I have so many questions!)

No, I don't think Ronald was in "Mars Attacks!" ... but clowns are creepy as hell, and Ronald was super creepy to me. And I absolutely love hamburgers, and there is no amount of money that I would accept to eat a hamburger from McDonalds... so that's like... creepy cubed already! And that Slim Whitman "song" is one of the weirdest things I've heard in a long time... so... it all fit together nicely, in my warped brain.

I'll bet @crazychemgirl was digging that mental image. Just guessing here, but...

 

[cheekygirl75]

All right - who's hanging around tonight? I need company!

 

[BrendaBear]

All right - who's hanging around tonight? I need company!

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[MidwestPrincess23]

Well
Here’s the secret we’ve been looking for???

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well
Here’s the secret we’ve been looking for???
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Does it make it extra spicy?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Does it make it extra spicy?

Ya'know... I'm not really sure

but it's gluten free so it's got that going for it!

 

[cactusjack0584]

All right - who's hanging around tonight? I need company!

I’m here for a bit! Pick me pick me!!!