I believe…. 🤔

I believe that I have to live what I believe and mostly..it's love. For a long time I thought was something else, but I'm just a big romantic.
 
I believe in Karma and reincarnation, but don't believe humans come back as animals or bugs or something. Much better of a learning experience to have them come back as whatever race, gender, orientation of people they were horrible to in life.

Now... having said that... if we can come back as an animal, I want to come back as a house cat. Because those crazy little fuckers are just so cool!
 
I believe romantic feelings should come with a return policy ~
That's the gamble isn't it? With great risk comes great reward. You can't truly test the waters before committing all in. By the time you realize you want all in it's passed the point of no return. Don't stop trying. I can tell you from the other side bitter is not a good look. I'm trying. You must try too.
 
I believe that if you're going to tailgate me, you should just fucking pass me. You can be just as indecisive a few car lengths back!
 
I believe I'm becoming one with the Speed Force. Or my hearts about to explode. Or both.
 
What weird, strange, silly things do you believe? I believe the toilet paper goes over the roll. But I don’t believe there’s a right way to load the dishwasher.
Under, I have had too many cats that thought the TP roll needed to be unrolled. If it is over, they unroll it in a pile in a hurry, if it is under, they give up spinning it around and around and the mess is easier to clean up, not to mention, a good chance there is a lot left in the roll that can still be used.

I believe in the Megalodon Shark, but, evolution made it evolve into the Whale Shark.

 
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