Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that your 10” dick or your 10” vagina?

Yes

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also don’t tell me this doesn’t look like the doorknob from Alice in Wonderland.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

Do you want a haunted forest? Because this is how you get a haunted forest.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just give me a Viking funeral.

When I die, now don't think I'm a nut.
Don't want no fancy funeral, just one I call "King Tut."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you want a haunted forest? Because this is how you get a haunted forest.

I’m ok with this.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I want a huge funeral where everyone sings me a song and then rubs one out for me

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do you want a haunted forest? Because this is how you get a haunted forest.

I mean, maybe I do?!?!
I could make friends with all the other unalive people trees!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve drawn so many dicks on things.

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[crazychemgirl]

I want a huge funeral where everyone sings me a song and then runs one out for me

Runs one out?


I refuse to run at anyone’s funeral. Even yours.


I will wear a black shall and weep uncontrollably and will leave a black rose with a note that says, “you brought this on yourself”

(And in tiny tiny writing it will say, “I told you one day you would poop your pants… if you had just accepted that fact, maybe you wouldn’t have been hit by a car trying to get to a toilet”)

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

I've investigated this and that's how I want to go, too.

Or weighted down and thrown overboard off the continental shelf

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've investigated this and that's how I want to give, too.

Or weighted down and thrown overboard off the continental shelf

I mean, I’m sure you don’t need to be dead for the latter.

Just sayin.

 

[Qky75]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

My father donated himself to science after death. I always thought that was a neat idea but with my luck I'd get the kid who came to the school drunk horse playing with my dick. "Huhuhuh look at that."

 

[crazychemgirl]

My father donated himself to science after death. I always thought that was a neat idea but with my luck I'd get the kid who came to the school drunk horse playing with my dick. "Huhuhuh look at that."

At this point I can’t guarantee anything in me will be left by the time I die if they keep removing my organs.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I mean, I’m sure you don’t need to be dead for the latter.

Just sayin.

Well, sure, but I have no interest in moving that date forward

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I mean, I’m sure you don’t need to be dead for the latter.

Just sayin.

Maybe I could be bait in one of those crab fishing traps from The Deadliest Catch!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Maybe I could be bait in one of those crab fishing traps from The Deadliest Catch!

Carbon cycle gets us all, folks

 

[crazychemgirl]

You just having a conversation all by yourself there…?



Aww … how cute

 

[cheekygirl75]

Geez, was anyone here working today?! I was pages behind!

My father donated himself to science after death. I always thought that was a neat idea but with my luck I'd get the kid who came to the school drunk horse playing with my dick. "Huhuhuh look at that."

Hey, mine did the same! Is there a dad joke in there?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geez, was anyone here working today?! I was pages behind!


Hey, mine did the same! Is there a dad joke in there?

I was actively trying not to work … I got suckered into it first thing so I zoom zoomed and got it all done so I could continue fucking around on here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want a huge funeral where everyone sings me a song and then rubs one out for me

Heck, I can do that now...