Sex & Shenanigans

[cactusjack0584]

uhhhhh like a Chinese finger trap???

Just wondering…
Does it need two um, “fingers” to get out of it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

But also maybe rice bowl … I might choose that because I’ve never had it

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

But also maybe rice bowl … I might choose that because I’ve never had it

that's why initially said that one!
I'm all for trying new stuff

 

[MissLabelled]

Do not watch Death of a Unicorn…

If my unicorn and I survived this scene, we can survive Death of a Unicorn

 

[crazychemgirl]

uhhhhh like a Chinese finger trap???

I just thought of something …


What is trapping it …. from the INSIDE …?


Do you have a pussy troll?

(Video for reference)

 

[crazychemgirl]

If my unicorn and I survived this scene, we can survive Death of a Unicorn

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***** cries instantly thinking of this scene

 

[cactusjack0584]

If my unicorn and I survived this scene, we can survive Death of a Unicorn

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Not going to cry…
Not going to cry…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I spent 20 years of my adulthood not being equipped

 

[crazychemgirl]

one of the reasons I’m anti-box burial … just burn me up to crispy goodness and then just throw me in the trash.

 

[Qky75]

.... the mentality of “profit over people at all costs” needs to fucking stop. .... What exactly is situational.

This is the part I have difficulty swallowing. I don't disagree with any of this except the common denominator in ALL economies are humans. Given the choice when in power humans can consistently be expected to do the wrong thing. We choose self service and champion the weak only when we are among those who would benefit from such choices. The capitalist robber barons and supreme Soviet elite are only different in name only. At the core, greed and self preservation will always win.

Yes, I'm dark. ...but I'm more fun when I talk about boobs and dad jokes lol

 

[MissLabelled]

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one of the reasons I’m anti-box burial … just burn me up to crispy goodness and then just throw me in the trash.

You'll be putting the boo in boobies

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is the part I have difficulty swallowing. I don't disagree with any of this except the common denominator in ALL economies are humans. Given the choice when in power humans can consistently be expected to do the wrong thing. We choose self service and champion the weak only when we are among those who would benefit from such choices. The capitalist robber barons and supreme Soviet elite are only different in name only. At the core, greed and self preservation will always win.

Yes, I'm dark. ...but I'm more fun when I talk about boobs and dad jokes lol

I absolutely hate this truth …


Cuz if you look back in history … the French literally had to REBEL against the royalty because of the inequality.

Fucking nothing has changed.

 

[cactusjack0584]

If my unicorn and I survived this scene, we can survive Death of a Unicorn

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I feel like I need a combination reaction for that one

ARTAX!!!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

We’re still such a primitive species IMO ., the fact that we’re still warring over land and religion … we don’t value human lives.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I just thought of something …


What is trapping it …. from the INSIDE …?


Do you have a pussy troll?

(Video for reference)

At least it’s not Teeth…
That was a terrifying movie…
At least for one with such an appendage…
shudders

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I just thought of something …


What is trapping it …. from the INSIDE …?


Do you have a pussy troll?

(Video for reference)

wait a minute now... is THAT the reason for my dry spell? My husband is afraid of pussy troll II????

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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one of the reasons I’m anti-box burial … just burn me up to crispy goodness and then just throw me in the trash.

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

Yeah I would LOVE to be a tree but I don’t know yet if it’s legal to plant tree bodies.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

Not going to make a “spraying you with my hose joke..” nope not going to do it…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yeah I would LOVE to be a tree but I don’t know yet if it’s legal to plant tree bodies.

https://earthfuneral.com/resources/tree-pod-burial-explained/

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://earthfuneral.com/resources/tree-pod-burial-explained/

Lmao @ human composting

 

[MissLabelled]

I want a tree pod burial... I'd really like to become a tree
I'm sure nobody will water me and even as a tree I'll die... but you know, whatever - at least I won't be wearing a bra OR underwear!

I think that's cool and all until some little asshole comes and carves his initials in your bark.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think that's cool and all until some little asshole comes and carves his initials in your bark.

I think there’s a tree in my childhood local park … that’s super out of the way into the woods… where we all used to hang out and be delinquents… where my initials will live forever.


I’m ok with random initials.

 

[Bry1313]

So far the consensus is A&W

I’ve heard Canadian A&W is much better than the American. While the root beer is amazing here, their burgers are like burnt hockey pucks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think that's cool and all until some little asshole comes and carves his initials in your bark.

Or carves a dick…