MidwestPrincess23
S&S Prom Queen
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2017
- Posts
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Apparently I was not... 20 years agoNo spooge …?
Not into realism art, eh?
My dick on face drawings might look different now

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Apparently I was not... 20 years agoNo spooge …?
Not into realism art, eh?
I am not drinking with you…it's never too early for beer
Yeah never start from behind you might splo— wait what were you referring to??!Maybe it was a limp dick.
#QuitWhileYoureBehind
Not if we tell him about your splooge-less dicks….Hey look! I mean... I know he turned me down in my dream - but do you think they'll cast me as his woman???
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I mean, you can go into the audition and let them know that nudity is NOT a problem.Hey look! I mean... I know he turned me down in my dream - but do you think they'll cast me as his woman???
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Damn good point…I mean, you can go into the audition and let them know that nudity is NOT a problem.
My question is… does Batman do the sameFor your daily animal fact…
When a bat exits a cave… it always turns left.
Zoolander should have studied chiropterologyFor your daily animal fact…
When a bat exits a cave… it always turns left.
For your daily animal fact…
When a bat exits a cave… it always turns left.
Coriolis force?But that means the bat is turning right…
Always trust a princess I guess is the lesson to learn hereAlso the rice bowl was delicious
Damn...I shouldn't play on here and work at the same timeBut that means the bat is turning right…
Fuck work … Lit is better.Damn...I shouldn't play on here and work at the same time
lmao … you deserve it babes!!!Apropos of nothing:
A huge pastrami sandwich, part of a lobster roll, and two martinis later, I need a nap. #splurge #itsmydayoff
I debated about the malted chocolate cake for dessert…but enough is enoughlmao … you deserve it babes!!!
Chicken.I debated about the malted chocolate cake for dessert…but enough is enough![]()
Would I f change your mind if I let you eat it off my naked body ..?I debated about the malted chocolate cake for dessert…but enough is enough![]()
Lie tf downWould I f change your mind if I let you eat it off my naked body ..?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYzk0Z3RldG96NXh4M3k0N2lnOWJyeGRscmU5dm0zNXIweTFuNjAxdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TypeqlG5LWvx7mmR7M/giphy.gifI thought I was dead to you.
Dead girls aren’t showing off their non-heart shaped vaginas on the internet.
Well… maybe on the dark web.