Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

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one of the reasons I’m anti-box burial … just burn me up to crispy goodness and then just throw me in the trash.

Just give me a Viking funeral.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve heard Canadian A&W is much better than the American. While the root beer is amazing here, their burgers are like burnt hockey pucks.

Really?

I looked it up when senior orange started his ridiculous attack on Canada and discovered that the A&W in Canada is actually fully Canadian owned and operated.

The burgers are from Alberta beef … they are always juicy and delicious

 

[crazychemgirl]

That poor tree was probably someone's grandma!

You ruffians!

I mean, does it help that I was probably high when I did it?

Or in “love” with this cute Ukrainian boy and listening to Smashing Pumpkins

 

[Bry1313]

Really?

I looked it up when senior orange started his ridiculous attack on Canada and discovered that the A&W in Canada is actually fully Canadian owned and operated.

The burgers are from Alberta beef … they are always juicy and delicious

See, you guys win again

 

[MissLabelled]

Just give me a Viking funeral.

In this economy, this is the boat I'm putting you on and setting on fire

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or carves a dick…

I’ve drawn so many dicks on things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In this economy, this is the boat I'm putting you on and setting on fire

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Oh yeah didn’t the orange lunatic put a bunch of tariffs on lumber?

 

[Qky75]

I’ve drawn so many dicks on things.

This says so much about you

 

[crazychemgirl]

This says so much about you

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’ve drawn so many dicks on things.

One track mind this one

 

[crazychemgirl]

raise your hand if you’ve drawn a dick on a friend who was passed out from alcohol..?


raise your other hand if you forgot it was “permanent ink” (aka a Sharpie)..?


raise your left leg if the dick was pointed at their mouth..?

raise your other leg if it also had spooge lines or doodles..?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’ve drawn so many dicks on things.

https://media.tenor.com/aK9Q5vEfofsAAAAM/segundo-sol-novela.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

raise your hand if you’ve drawn a dick on a friend who was passed out from alcohol..?


raise your other hand if you forgot it was “permanent ink” (aka a Sharpie)..?

I only have two hands…
and they are both up

 

[cactusjack0584]

raise your hand if you’ve drawn a dick on a friend who was passed out from alcohol..?


raise your other hand if you forgot it was “permanent ink” (aka a Sharpie)..?


raise your left leg if the dick was pointed at their mouth..?

raise your other leg if it also had spooge lines or doodles..?

Now I’m a damn marionette puppet…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

raise your hand if you’ve drawn a dick on a friend who was passed out from alcohol..?


raise your other hand if you forgot it was “permanent ink” (aka a Sharpie)..?


raise your left leg if the dick was pointed at their mouth..?

raise your other leg if it also had spooge lines or doodles..?

well... at least my right leg is securely on the floor

 

[crazychemgirl]

well... at least my right leg is securely on the floor

No spooge …?

Not into realism art, eh?

 

[cactusjack0584]

well... at least my right leg is securely on the floor

For shame…

 

[cactusjack0584]

No spooge …?

Not into realism art, eh?

Exactly!!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

No spooge …?

Not into realism art, eh?

I assume she used an erasable marker. Midwest Nice

 

[crazychemgirl]

I assume she used an erasable marker. Midwest Nice

That was an arm question.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I assume she used an erasable marker. Midwest Nice

If he can’t grasp that part of anatomy…
What did the dicks he drew look like??!?!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

That was an arm question.

I stand corrected.

My apologies: too far from coffee, not yet time for beer

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I stand corrected.

My apologies: too far from coffee, not yet time for beer

it's never too early for beer

 

[NakedStoryLover]

No spooge …?

Not into realism art, eh?

That was an arm question.

Maybe it was a limp dick.

#QuitWhileYoureBehind

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

No spooge …?

Not into realism art, eh?

Apparently I was not... 20 years ago
My dick on face drawings might look different now