Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

But you denied lying.

What else would a liar do

 

[cheekygirl75]

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[crazychemgirl]

I did not booze yesterday…. It was fake nice out. It looked gorgeous but it was cold. I wore full pants and a hoodie when I got home.

 

[Lmizzler]

I did not booze yesterday…. It was fake nice out. It looked gorgeous but it was cold. I wore full pants and a hoodie when I got home.

Same. Looked great here but was a sweats and hoodie kind of day!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

 

[Lmizzler]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

This can not end well

 

[crazychemgirl]

This can not end well

But could be hilarious

 

[Bry1313]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/uLT0ipcLr5UAAAAC/barbie-doll.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/uLT0ipcLr5UAAAAC/barbie-doll.gif

***** bonus points awarded for hilarity

 

[crazychemgirl]

My vagina is like a graduated cylinder… because , like me, it is sophisticated. Not just because it has the named “graduated in it”
… but also because it’s precise in its ability to do its job. It will never let you down. You can be assured that you will get the job done right with a graduated cylinder.



Also … it’s all sciencey n shit… like its owner.

 

[SWR101]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

Like a boot knife in a mecha suit.
Sharp
Pointy
Small
And most importantly
Utterly useless

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like a boot knife in a mecha suit.
Sharp
Pointy
Small
And most importantly
Utterly useless

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I don’t want to give you bonus points because of the self-deprecation…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

The Space Needle cause it's massively long, just how @Bry1313 likes it

 

[crazychemgirl]

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The Space Needle cause it's massively long, just how @Bry1313 likes it

Is that your 10” dick or your 10” vagina?

 

[SWR101]

I don’t want to give you bonus points because of the self-deprecation…

Yet, I made you laugh non the less

Also, would you prefer i be an insufferable braggart about my magic, woman slaying penis?

 

[Lmizzler]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

Magic wand.
Seems like it serves an important purpose but really it’s just one big distraction.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/iBjylURwS9N9FCl8Dl/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95294b3tdd2g4or2ymmo8cgkhb90ny4ah2osf1cnxlt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Magic wand.
Seems like it serves an important purpose but really it’s just one big distraction.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/iBjylURwS9N9FCl8Dl/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95294b3tdd2g4or2ymmo8cgkhb90ny4ah2osf1cnxlt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Distraction for what?!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yet, I made you laugh non the less

Also, would you prefer i be an insufferable braggart about my magic, woman slaying penis?

I mean… there is an in between

like… calling it perfectly serviceable.

 

[Lmizzler]

Distraction for what?!!!

Makes me distracted and Im the one wielding it.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

A Chinese finger trap...
once she gets what she wants, she doesn't wanna let go

 

[crazychemgirl]

A Chinese finger trap...
once she gets what she wants, she doesn't wanna let go
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those are some muscley kegals you’ve done ….

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

those are some muscley kegals you’ve done ….

What can I say? I've got some hidden talents

 

[cactusjack0584]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

Mine isn’t an object per se but a thing I suppose.
I’d call it a rainy day…
Not everyone likes them…
But there are the select ones that will dance topless when there’s one…
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/c4/0b/acc40bde7de51150fa51961e00b5d9ea.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

Let’s play a game ….

Describe your vagina or penis as an inanimate object … something obviously not sexual. Give it a full and thorough description.

Bonus points for picture reference.

Baby hedgehog, because I have to wait until Sunday to wax