Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Today is my Sunday too. I don't wanna work tomorrow. Or Saturday. Or any other day for that matter.

This I wholeheartedly agree with you … why is work anyway??

I work all weekend. I need a vacation to the Bahamas again. Before I murder.

Yes!!

And I’ve never even been to the Bahamas.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then it won't be solo. Besides solo vacation sounds like...

Wine in a box, kiddy pool with bubble bath and Cheetos with your B.O.B.

Yes but it’s me. She wouldn’t mind a solo with me.

Cuz then we could just bang when we wanted to and be alone when want to …

I mean… we could just hang when we wanted to and be together in comfortable silence while I fuck her with a strap-on we both read our books by the pool.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Oh, man, the number of events that I've had to all but muzzle myself!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, man, the number of events that I've had to all but muzzle myself!!!!

I read that as “butt muzzle” myself … and I wondered what that would look like.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh, man, the number of events that I've had to all but muzzle myself!!!!

Why do I suddenly imagine you at a church ladies quilting circle, just going all Samuel L Jackson "MotherFUCKER!" every time you drop a stitch.

 

[Qky75]

I read that as “butt muzzle” myself … and I wondered what that would look like.

To chatgpt!!! Brb

 

[PassionatePanther]

Yes but it’s me. She wouldn’t mind a solo with me.

Cuz then we could just bang when we wanted to and be alone when want to …

I mean… we could just hang when we wanted to and be together in comfortable silence while I fuck her with a strap-on we both read our books by the pool.

Ummmmm, ok!

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[Whiskeyjack]

I read that as “butt muzzle” myself … and I wondered what that would look like.

Where's @Daisy_Love when we need her to Google the things we want to see but don't really want to see?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why do I suddenly imagine you at a church ladies quilting circle, just going all Samuel L Jackson "MotherFUCKER!" every time you drop a stitch.

Because you know me well enough by now to know that that's exactly what my church quilting/crafting group has come to expect of me

 

[Qky75]

Sadly attempt number one failed




But Google came to the rescue.....sorta

 

[crazychemgirl]

My goal in life is to look as good as this woman:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBoTxuQH/

 

[crazychemgirl]

I watched this entirely too long.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBowRAxS/

 

[cowslinger64]

I watched this entirely too long.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBowRAxS/

She's cute, big hooters and a redhead. I can see why you would.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She's cute, big hooters and a redhead. I can see why you would.

Howdy stranger

 

[cowslinger64]

Howdy stranger

Hello girlee.. What's shakin? Anything good?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello girlee.. What's shakin? Anything good?

I mean, it’s almost Friday. It’s fucking gorgeous sunny here in Canada instead of horrible… so it’s not all bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

should I …. Or shouldn’t I…. Buy some booze on my way home from work?


I never drink..


But sunny weather is like peer pressure for drinking

 

[Qky75]

should I …. Or shouldn’t I…. Buy some booze on my way home from work?


I never drink..


But sunny weather is like peer pressure for drinking

Do eeet

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do eeet

You’re a bad influence

 

[Qky75]

You’re a bad influence

Only because you want me to be. You like me on your shoulder with horns. Who is in the other shoulder with a halo so I can knock them off?

 

[LupineOne]

should I …. Or shouldn’t I…. Buy some booze on my way home from work?


I never drink..


But sunny weather is like peer pressure for drinking

Fuck it. I am. One Negroni coming up!

 

[LupineOne]

You’re a bad influence

So am I. What’s your poison?

 

[lavendersilk]

should I …. Or shouldn’t I…. Buy some booze on my way home from work?


I never drink..


But sunny weather is like peer pressure for drinking

I bought these the other day to take on my beach Sundays but I've already started drinking them after work.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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