Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Would you give a Litster your real number if only to get daily strange animal facts?

I gave you my real cell phone number for less.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Would you give a Litster your real number if only to get daily strange animal facts?

Yes, because it's easy to get a burner number for free.

Oh lord... the forced sex part! YIKES
don't hold my head underwater, please and thank you

Some others would disagree.
Just throwing this out there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, because it's easy to get a burner number for free.


Some others would disagree.
Just throwing this out there.

Hmmm.. burner #, eh?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Some others would disagree.
Just throwing this out there.

Indeed, others would disagree

But for me? personally? death by drowning is a fear of mine so yeah... that's a no thanks from me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Indeed, others would disagree

But for me? personally? death my drowning is a fear of mine so yeah... that's a no thanks from me

I’ve drowned … it’s no biggie.



JK … it was horrible.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Indeed, others would disagree

But for me? personally? death my drowning is a fear of mine so yeah... that's a no thanks from me

Oh, well then that's totally different and completely understandable.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve drowned … it’s no biggie.



JK … it was horrible.

Are you a ghost?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you a ghost?

Totally.


More like a slightly brain damaged (or deranged… you choose) … Canadian mental case.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Totally.


More like a slightly brain damaged (or deranged… you choose) … Canadian mental case.

But if you send me your number, I will send you animal facts.

 

[PassionatePanther]

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You’d have my vote

 

[crazychemgirl]

But if you send me your number, I will send you animal facts.

Absolutely

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’d have my vote

And I wouldn’t even have to bribe you with boobs?


Wow.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is this week taking SO LONG TO GET TO THE WEEKEND???

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a feeling my work “are you fucking stupid” face isn’t as neutral as I had hoped.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Damn... I wish I had some animal facts so I could be bribed with boobs.

I wonder if that's how David Attenborough got started...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn... I wish I had some animal facts so I could be bribed with boobs.

I wonder if that's how David Attenborough got started...

I’ve flashed my boobs for less.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why is this week taking SO LONG TO GET TO THE WEEKEND???

SERIOUSLY!!!

 

[Qky75]

I’ve flashed my boobs for less.

Dammit what am I doing wrong?;!

 

[PassionatePanther]

Why is this week taking SO LONG TO GET TO THE WEEKEND???

It’s my Sunday. I work all weekend. Again.
Being a sugar mama is hard work

 

[Qky75]

It’s my Sunday. I work all weekend. Again.
Being a sugar mama is hard work

Hey baybay....

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s my Sunday. I work all weekend. Again.
Being a sugar mama is hard work

Fucking lame.

You need a solo vacation to … I don’t know.. somewhere with fruity drinks, a pool and waiters and waitresses who wear skimpy clothes.


Then invite me too.

 

[Qky75]

Fucking lame.

You need a solo vacation to … I don’t know.. somewhere with fruity drinks, a pool and waiters and waitresses who wear skimpy clothes.


Then invite me too.

Then it won't be solo. Besides solo vacation sounds like...

Wine in a box, kiddy pool with bubble bath and Cheetos with your B.O.B.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It’s my Sunday. I work all weekend. Again.
Being a sugar mama is hard work

Today is my Sunday too. I don't wanna work tomorrow. Or Saturday. Or any other day for that matter.

 

[LupineOne]

Why is this week taking SO LONG TO GET TO THE WEEKEND???

I work all weekend. I need a vacation to the Bahamas again. Before I murder.