Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.

I mean, just trying to make small talk…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Ui donnnnght tiliimk taaatsh haaaaaw ieih wrrrrrrrrsh”


Sorry … your fingers were in my mouth.

You totally put your fingers in your mouth to see how that sounded before you typed didn’t you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You totally put your fingers in your mouth to see how that sounded before you typed didn’t you?

I thought about it…. But I reconsidered being as I’m at work.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought about it…. But I reconsidered being as I’m at work.

Like that’s the weirdest thing you’d have done there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love the idea of living in a town called Erie … I don’t actually want to live there.

You'd love Indiana!

(No, you'd hate Indiana, even Erie)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only lunch? What about breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, snack, tea, dinner, supper, and bedtime snack? You’re really limiting your choices there.

Just because it's one of the lunch specials doesn't mean it's off the menu at other times of the day ...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I thought about it…. But I reconsidered being as I’m at work.

It'd be fine

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://iili.io/3X5R9up.md.jpg

I want the other way as well, specific lines with no chitchat and only the required interactions.

I was listening to a comedian who was commenting on how chatty pot dispensary workers are, and how they are nearing oenophile-levels of snobbery. "I don't care how 'smokeable' it is. I just came from the liquor store pal -- they don't talk. 'No backpacks' is the only social interaction you get."

That is what I want in every line.

So Trader Joes is finally opening there?

 

[lavendersilk]

I go to a Russian salon. She doesn't chat.

I love her to my bones...

Ooooo, I'd wanna hear that accent though!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like that’s the weirdest thing you’d have done there.

Despite my usual behaviour 99% of the time here… you’d be surprised to discover I’m relatively normal while at work.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Despite my usual behaviour 99% of the time here… you’d be surprised to discover I’m relatively normal while at work.

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

Is that the “mm sure” voca again?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the “mm sure” voca again?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So Trader Joes is finally opening there?

Portland is friendly. Very friendly. We talk. Trader Joes hires the ones we think talk too much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

I know that address!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/HLgYdYVEEq4AAAAC/obiwan-jedi-mind-tricks.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

What a cop out.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/494918430_1166081121985652_3874391916516455280_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p180x540_tt6&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=3FDaZIYmCKIQ7kNvwG3RXjB&_nc_oc=Adk6_EwNZph6spQx73VvokRixsG0V5JyVB0N3KzkpJlNqMKzv5PIm49CwLP3-acRqJY&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&_nc_gid=4zHBgWWtB-bZQFfU5SFXRA&oh=00_AfHKrrPgGGiW9pA4mmE5bn1ThXpxuL0WKrcqRIqzfBvKUA&oe=6819C9EA
(Still trying to get @NewStartQueen's attention...)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What a cop out.

I just like surprises!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just like surprises!

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[Apisto42]

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

https://voca.ro/1msJ8ixTWZyM

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are all assholes.

 

[lavendersilk]

You are all assholes.

I'm not.

 

[Apisto42]

You are all assholes.

https://voca.ro/1owSyhN31Jv7

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1owSyhN31Jv7

Further proof

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1msJ8ixTWZyM

It only works if you say it three times.