Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t believe I forgot to post “it’s gonna be may” memes this past week and now I have to wait a whole nother year before I can share those ramen noodles

Ramen noodles???

 

[morelikeasong]

Ramen noodles???

Thank you dearly for this opportunity…

 

[UnquietDreams]

No

Did you see it performed as an interpretive dance? Or as a puppet show?

 

[lavendersilk]

Thank you dearly for this opportunity…
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I'm so hungry right now...

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm so hungry right now...

May I offer you some cooter cake?

 

[lavendersilk]

May I offer you some cooter cake?

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[UnquietDreams]

May I offer you some cooter cake?

Is that similar to a Boston cream pie?

 

[Apisto42]

Is that similar to a Boston cream pie?

Yes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

May I offer you some cooter cake?

This was so good. I DIED

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes.

Do YOU want some cooter cake?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that similar to a Boston cream pie?

Might need to see a doctor for that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do YOU want some cooter cake?

Do you realize what you just offered Apisto?

 

[Bry1313]

May I offer you some cooter cake?

Now I want cooter cake, @OrdinaryPerson can we put that on the menu?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you realize what you just offered Apisto?

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Now I want cooter cake, @OrdinaryPerson can we put that on the menu?

It's always on the lunch menu

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

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Gold flaked? Did @MindYaBitness decorate this?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Might need to see a doctor for that.

I have a doctorate from a leading, nonacredited University....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you realize what you just offered Apisto?

Honestly, it could be a variety of things.

 

[cactusjack0584]

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

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I’m not sure why…
But I have a deeply seeded NEED to lick these cookies…

 

[AtramentousRex]

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

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I'd like to eat your cookie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

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Do you also hate it when sprinkles get caught in your teeth?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do YOU want some cooter cake?

 

[Apisto42]

Do YOU want some cooter cake?

I’d prefer it if you’d call it something else. Fine dining is all about naming and presentation after all .

Do you realize what you just offered Apisto?

She probably did. She’s at least as smart as your average hooker.

What?

I figured he might have a sweet tooth in the morning like me..

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Those look good anytime of day.

It's always on the lunch menu

Only lunch? What about breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, snack, tea, dinner, supper, and bedtime snack? You’re really limiting your choices there.

 

[Apisto42]

I have a doctorate from a leading, nonacredited University....

Like Harvard?

(Apologies, this may be too dark for the time of day)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gold flaked? Did @MindYaBitness decorate this?

It's entirely possible since I have gold, rose gold, and silver sprinkles in my pantry