Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[MindYaBitness]

Can I play connect the dots ?

No, but you wanna join my Connect Four competition team?

 

[jason28053]

No, but you wanna join my Connect Four competition team?

Do we get cool hats?

 

[Confused6969]

It might be the bottle of whiskey talking but, you look like my future ex, after we do anal

 

[chame1eon]

you look like my current ex

(he loved anal)

 

[Justabaldguy70]

you look like my current ex

(he loved anal)

You must be a library book, because I’m checking you out

 

[cheekygirl75]

You must be a library book, because I’m checking you out

Can I shine your head for you?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Can I shine your head for you?

Let’s go for a slice, I want a pizza your heart.

 

[chame1eon]

Let's mr clean my house. then we can get it dirty

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Do you cum by this way often. Get it

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nice hat, wanna... go to the beach and not get sun burned?

 

[LostHorizon]

Nice hat, wanna... go to the beach and not get sun burned?

Stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains will hurt me…

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Good afternoon. Would you have a moment to speak about our lord and saviour John Cena?

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

S'up

Nothing much. Holla!

 

[JPReads]

Nothing much. Holla!

Hey girl hey! You must be hot if it is in your name.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Hey girl hey! You must be hot if it is in your name.

I hope so!

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

I hope so!

I'd be all over you the way the Eagles were all over the Chiefs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'd be all over you the way the Eagles were all over the Chiefs.

Heyyy, remember me? I think we met in horny jail last year?

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

Heyyy, remember me? I think we met in horny jail last year?

Well, jail is the sexiest place one can be.

 

[chame1eon]

the bad part is it was actually jail the good part is all the neat bondage gear.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I'd be all over you the way the Eagles were all over the Chiefs.

oh cool, a half shaven slob who lives with his dad then

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love sports ball, and think it's totally rational to spew insults at each other over teams you will never meet, and don't care about you

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I love sports ball, and think it's totally rational to spew insults at each other over teams you will never meet, and don't care about you

but Travis Kelce is my hall pass

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

It appears I succeeded to much at "incompetent" and not enough at "flirt."

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

It appears I succeeded to much at "incompetent" and not enough at "flirt."

lol that’s me flirting big guy

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is it ok to turn the lights out?