Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

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Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

Alcoholic Secretary of Defense "Pickled" Peter Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.

Hegseth, before becoming defense secretary, was a morning show co-host on Fox News' "Fox & Friends Weekend." Since his nomination, he has vowed to emphasize improvements in the armed forces' warfighting abilities and military readiness.

The renovation that was initially planned was estimated to cost more than $40,000, but the ideas were scaled back, sources said.
The ad hoc committee recommending the makeup room consisted of:
  • Tami Radabaugh, the deputy assistant to the secretary for strategic engagement (and a former producer for Fox News)
  • Sean Parnell, chief Pentagon spokesman (and convicted domestic abuser)
  • Jennifer Hegseth, the defense secretary's wife, (and also a former Fox producer)

The Defense Department spokesperson said the green room will be available to senior generals and VIPs prior to press engagements. Press Secretary indicated that there will be no "makeup artist" on staff, Hegseth takes pride in "setting the example" (like President Trump did in his first administration) and applying his own stage makeup. Parnell added that he did not require makeup to appear on camera, and would not comment on military generals applying their own makeup.

"Pickled Pete" is improvin' that "warfighting" department most every single day!

oooh-rah!
 
Circlejerk thread warning. Ask Nixon how important a proper makeup job is...:)
 
I'm mildly amazed this wasn't a thing long ago.
Oh, I'm sure some previous SecDefs wore makeup for press conferences. Setting aside a special green room for the purpose is the new thing, and reflects Hegseth's background in television.
 
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