Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You’re not the boss of me girlie.

Just do as you’re told …































you might like it.

 

[SWR101]

Just get TikTok you wanks.

No

 

[Apisto42]

Just do as you’re told …































you might like it.

I tried that once. It was meh.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No

Ok so maybe chickens aren’t your thing … but there is endless enjoyment to be had.

 

[Qky75]

Just get TikTok you wanks.

Tried it. Didn't like it.

 

[Apisto42]

Ok so maybe chickens aren’t your thing … but there is endless enjoyment to be had.

Is it as much fun as choking my own chicken?

Because that is endless fun.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I tried that once. It was meh.

You like to do the telling, eh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it as much fun as choking my own chicken?

I mean, I don’t know how much fun you have doing that.

 

[Apisto42]

You like to do the telling, eh?

Babe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just do as you’re told …































you might like it.

You need to embed what where now?

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, I don’t know how much fun you have doing that.

It’s kept me entertained for almost 40 years.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Two newly minted phrases for the price of one!!!
Peep pressure... like peer pressure but maleable to the situation...squishy, unhealthy, and tasteless.

"maleable" = "malleable"

No notes

 

[Qky75]

"maleable" = "malleable"

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Good catch. I will say I wrote that while holding my breath on a city transit trying to avoid contact high.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Good catch. I will say I wrote that while holding my breath on a city transit trying to avoid contact high.

Frankly, I thought you were just rolling (no pun intended) on the word play.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mine might be. @Kitty_so_frisky is examining it for me

It’s most certainly not but that should not prevent you continuing this process. Second opinions are important.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it as much fun as choking my own chicken?

Because that is endless fun.

Endless?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Endless?

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[Apisto42]

Endless?

Yes. Because I’m thinking about sex before I slap the sloth. Then I’m thinking about sex while I’m beating the bear. And finally I’m thinking about when I’m going to cum again after I whipped the walrus.

Endless fun.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes. Because I’m thinking about sex before I slap the sloth. Then I’m thinking about sex while I’m beating the bear. And finally I’m thinking about when I’m going to cum again after I whipped the walrus.

Endless fun.

*pictures rabbits and sloths and bears and walruses*

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not mine, but good question...

 

[SWR101]

Not mine, but good question...

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Also the weirdest pic on my phone

 

[cheekygirl75]

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Also the weirdest pic on my phone

Is that from a show or movie? Need more context!

 

[SWR101]

Is that from a show or movie? Need more context!

It’s from… the internet…. I dunno just found it, laughed, and stole it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not mine, but good question...

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There’s a lot of competition I’ll go with these though.

 

[cheekygirl75]

There’s a lot of competition I’ll go with these though.
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Those are terrifying!