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Kitty_so_frisky said:
The ones I embedded with the video button yesterday worked here. The links @crazychemgirl posted just now open a new browser window, then open the App Store when I hit the play button
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Same for me

SWR101 said:
That worked, yes, but in my experience TikTok links juat open the App Store, i havent had a browser watch option in over a year.
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They open in a browser if I’m on my computer but on my phone it just opens the App Store.
 
 
Qky75 said:
Two newly minted phrases for the price of one!!!
Peep pressure... like peer pressure but maleable to the situation...squishy, unhealthy, and tasteless.
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Should also be a group or 800 number where you can meet and commiserate with others afflicted with qwerty disorders such as rogue thumbs or wide thumbs..

Sometimes incorrectly referred to as, CSS or.....Can't Spell Shit.

Muh strugglez.
 
Wand3rlust said:
Who has boring vag?
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Vagrant woke up at 6:58 am, two minutes before her alarm. She brushed her teeth for exactly two minutes, rinsed, and spat. The water pressure was normal. At breakfast, she ate toast, lightly buttered. The coffee was neither too hot nor too cold. She checked the weather. Mostly cloudy. High of 22*c. Work was uneventful. Vagrant answered three emails about some work function she had no plans on attending, went to a meeting where nothing was decided, and ate a turkey sandwich at her desk. At 5:02pm she left, two minutes past end-of-day. At home, Vagrant watered her houseplant. The soil was slightly damp, but she watered it anyway. She just wanted to have something to do. She watched a bit of TV, a rerun of a show she’d seen before which didn't particularly excite her the first time around. Before bed, she flossed meticulously. The floss didn’t fray. She threw it out anyway. She turned the lights off at 11:00pm. Her pillow was okay. The next day was Tuesday. It was also unremarkable.
 
vagrantx said:
Vagrant woke up at 6:58 am, two minutes before her alarm. She brushed her teeth for exactly two minutes, rinsed, and spat. The water pressure was normal. At breakfast, she ate toast, lightly buttered. The coffee was neither too hot nor too cold. She checked the weather. Mostly cloudy. High of 22*c. Work was uneventful. Vagrant answered three emails about some work function she had no plans on attending, went to a meeting where nothing was decided, and ate a turkey sandwich at her desk. At 5:02pm she left, two minutes past end-of-day. At home, Vagrant watered her houseplant. The soil was slightly damp, but she watered it anyway. She just wanted to have something to do. She watched a bit of TV, a rerun of a show she’d seen before which didn't particularly excite her the first time around. Before bed, she flossed meticulously. The floss didn’t fray. She threw it out anyway. She turned the lights off at 11:00pm. Her pillow was okay. The next day was Tuesday. It was also unremarkable.
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Ah, I see what you did there. You thought I'd said who IS boring vag....

And you, my lovely, could never be boring. Even if doing as described...
 
vagrantx said:
Vagrant woke up at 6:58 am, two minutes before her alarm. She brushed her teeth for exactly two minutes, rinsed, and spat. The water pressure was normal. At breakfast, she ate toast, lightly buttered. The coffee was neither too hot nor too cold. She checked the weather. Mostly cloudy. High of 22*c. Work was uneventful. Vagrant answered three emails about some work function she had no plans on attending, went to a meeting where nothing was decided, and ate a turkey sandwich at her desk. At 5:02pm she left, two minutes past end-of-day. At home, Vagrant watered her houseplant. The soil was slightly damp, but she watered it anyway. She just wanted to have something to do. She watched a bit of TV, a rerun of a show she’d seen before which didn't particularly excite her the first time around. Before bed, she flossed meticulously. The floss didn’t fray. She threw it out anyway. She turned the lights off at 11:00pm. Her pillow was okay. The next day was Tuesday. It was also unremarkable.
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Sounds like you did things, so, not that unremarkable
 
vagrantx said:
Vagrant woke up at 6:58 am, two minutes before her alarm. She brushed her teeth for exactly two minutes, rinsed, and spat. The water pressure was normal. At breakfast, she ate toast, lightly buttered. The coffee was neither too hot nor too cold. She checked the weather. Mostly cloudy. High of 22*c. Work was uneventful. Vagrant answered three emails about some work function she had no plans on attending, went to a meeting where nothing was decided, and ate a turkey sandwich at her desk. At 5:02pm she left, two minutes past end-of-day. At home, Vagrant watered her houseplant. The soil was slightly damp, but she watered it anyway. She just wanted to have something to do. She watched a bit of TV, a rerun of a show she’d seen before which didn't particularly excite her the first time around. Before bed, she flossed meticulously. The floss didn’t fray. She threw it out anyway. She turned the lights off at 11:00pm. Her pillow was okay. The next day was Tuesday. It was also unremarkable.
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I fucking LOVE this.
 
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