You're a burglar...

[UsuallyPresent]

I just alphabetized all the storage in your house!

What, I gotta steal something? .... fine.

By doing this, I'll steal your sanity! Muah hah hah haaa!

What, that's already gone? Dammit.

Fine! I guess I'll just steal your time as you relearn where everything is! (I'm particularly fond of the ice cream I 'stored' in your bed and the booze in your car's oil pan!)

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m stealing the bottle of dish soap

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the pull strings from the ceiling fans after setting them all to "high".

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

All their video game controllers

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m taking all the shoes in the house

 

[spawnofdavey]

One battery from the TV remote.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

The main circuit breaker from the breaker panel

 

[cheekygirl75]

Getting back on track for THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW


I'm taking all the Tupperware lids.

Shows you - those all disappeared years ago!

I'm a burglar and I've stolen the tag off your favorite shirt.

Thank you - those are just annoying!

I'm taking the pull strings from the ceiling fans after setting them all to "high".

Today, I’m thanking you for that as it’s in the 80s… tomorrow is a different story.

And so as not to get yelled at - I’m stealing all your ice cubes!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar and I just stole that pair of undies at the bottom of your drawer that are not the nicest looking, but are still around in case you haven't done laundry in a while.

 

[ZfrkS62]

I'm taking the shoe laces from every right shoe in the house.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Every last bread tie, zip tie and necktie are now mysteeeeriously missing! That’ll tie you up!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am stealing the keys for your playtime cuffs.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have gone and stolen your CD player! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaa!

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm stealing the last chain links before the lock in any play things.

 

[EctoJohn]

The burglar that I am, I'm sneaking in and stealing the lint from your dryer!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the caps from all the pens so they dry out.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'm taking the caps from all the pens so they dry out.

Haha I thinking I was going to take all the pens and you beat me to it by taking the caps!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Haha I thinking I was going to take all the pens and you beat me to it by taking the caps!

And I’m going to blunt any pencils I find before stealing any sharpeners!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a thief and I have stolen your last napkin. Now you have to go out and actually buy some more!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The watertight seal on your coffeemaker. No coffee for joo!

 

[Naughtylo]

All sink and bath plugs. Lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the handle from the refrigerator.

 

[Qky75]

I'm removing Mr. Showerhead

 

[EctoJohn]

I have just stolen all the toenail clippings you released today! Deal with it!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm stealing all the deodorant.