Sex & Shenanigans

Follow the fish in my signature.

Relax, relax

Now close your eyes.

You are the most relaxed you have ever been

You are now under my control.

you want to send me boobs to my inbox

It makes you happy to send me boobs to my inbox

Go ahead, send me boobs
 
So it's Taco Tuesday. I'm having tacos, are you? Or are you playing with a taco 😈

Either way is a win. Please share
 
My boss wants to do a ridealong tomorrow. How can I discourage her from ever doing that again?

I'm open to ideas.
 
I feel like that's a question for @BrendaBear the classic car queen!
She is, yes. I've had the classic car once when I was in hs. I drove a 65 mustang 289. It was badass for a young punk like I was. Maybe I get the motorcycle.

(So I can dump it and get road rash and whine about it here)
 
Yea, what retirement. The goddam cheeto bandido made off with mine with his brilliant trade strategy
How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.
 
How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.
Cheeto Bandido?

You can use it casually, but I'm sticking it on a t-shirt!

Cheeto Bandido.....the High Plains Grifter!
 
How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.

Cheeto Bandido?

You can use it casually, but I'm sticking it on a t-shirt!

Cheeto Bandido.....the High Plains Grifter!
My mother-in-law refers to him as "the Oompa-loompa."
 
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