Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

Hmmm…. I’ve never actually come across anyone using something like that for spanking, but it has to be out there, right? Did that just unlock a new kink?

I like how you think!

 

[Mrtenant]

Just curious. Anyone going without pants today?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just curious. Anyone going without pants today?

Do you mean the American pants or the British pants?

 

[Mrtenant]

I've gone 35 days without alcohol. I always give it up for Lent. Yes, this is me stone cold sober.

 

[Mrtenant]

Do you mean the American pants or the British pants?

Who wears two pairs of pants?

Strange people around here.

 

[Mrtenant]

Went to ACDC concert last night.

Gramps can fuggin rock, lemme tell you whut

 

[Mrtenant]

Follow the fish in my signature.

Relax, relax

Now close your eyes.

You are the most relaxed you have ever been

You are now under my control.

you want to send me boobs to my inbox

It makes you happy to send me boobs to my inbox

Go ahead, send me boobs

 

[Mrtenant]

So it's Taco Tuesday. I'm having tacos, are you? Or are you playing with a taco

Either way is a win. Please share

 

[Mrtenant]

It is Tuesday, isn't it?

 

[Mrtenant]

My boss wants to do a ridealong tomorrow. How can I discourage her from ever doing that again?

I'm open to ideas.

 

[Mrtenant]

I can do this all day

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[Mrtenant]

Seriously, y'all gonna let me hijack this thread?

 

[cheekygirl75]

My boss wants to do a ridealong tomorrow. How can I discourage her from ever doing that again?

I'm open to ideas.

Try the hypnosis trick with you signature... that for sure will work!

 

[Mrtenant]

Get motorcycle or a classic car?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Get motorcycle or a classic car?

I feel like that's a question for @BrendaBear the classic car queen!

 

[Mrtenant]

Try the hypnosis trick with you signature... that for sure will work!

That's one idea. I kinda like it. She looks like she got some work done. Could be worth it

 

[Qky75]

Get motorcycle or a classic car?

Depends, do you want to sink your retirement in the ER doc or the mechanic?

 

[Mrtenant]

I feel like that's a question for @BrendaBear the classic car queen!

She is, yes. I've had the classic car once when I was in hs. I drove a 65 mustang 289. It was badass for a young punk like I was. Maybe I get the motorcycle.

(So I can dump it and get road rash and whine about it here)

 

[Mrtenant]

Depends, do you want to sink your retirement in the ER doc or the mechanic?

Yea, what retirement. The goddam cheeto bandido made off with mine with his brilliant trade strategy

 

[Qky75]

Yea, what retirement. The goddam cheeto bandido made off with mine with his brilliant trade strategy

How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.

 

[Mrtenant]

How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.

Cheeto Bandido?

You can use it casually, but I'm sticking it on a t-shirt!

Cheeto Bandido.....the High Plains Grifter!

 

[Mrtenant]

Okay, it's taco time. Either show me, or I gotta go get my own.



Okay, any time now

 

[Mrtenant]

Heading out the door....taco? Come on...show em if you got em

 

[LexxRuthless]

How much do I owe you for that moniker? I've been saying the orange one because I still refuse to even say the fucker's name.

PS, note to autocorrect. We are at a stage in our relationship wherein you should now be familiar with my preference for the word f u c k and it's variations. Please accept this is your reality on my phone.

Cheeto Bandido?

You can use it casually, but I'm sticking it on a t-shirt!

Cheeto Bandido.....the High Plains Grifter!

My mother-in-law refers to him as "the Oompa-loompa."