Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

I get uncomfortable bragging, but it'll suffice to say I know IBC, NEC, NFPA, etc. I am subscribed to more high performance

God, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...

Women - (I feel like I'm opening Pandora's box) why is it so difficult for many of you to say-what-you-mean and mean-what-you-say?!

I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't expect my date to throw his jacket over a muddy puddle for me to step on.

This never made any sense to me either. It defies physics. The jacket is not going to float on the puddle.

Why can't you just read our minds???

We don’t even read directions!

I wasn't aware that Crossfit had a plumbing division

That guy has never looked at plumbing before in his life.
Maybe somebody else’s plumbing.

I have no problem with the idea of the face place! I think you should be in charge of making up old sayings.

I can't understand what it's like to live in the world as a man

It’s great!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

I don't get that manly feeling from tasks or chores. It's just stuff to do that needs done.
There are things both indoors and out that, as it turns out, I am best suited to do.

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

"Traditionally" I probably let a lot of things i disagree with go that I've decided aren't worth my time or effort to push back against.
Sometimes you win by not engaging.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I personally always enjoyed that chivalry bit.
Seems to have meant more to me.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

Is there a book?
I can do most of that stuff.
But I hate Fng with drywall and I'm not a fan of painting.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

Had bats (2 or 3 of em') a couple years ago find their way into my attic.
You can't just catch and remove em'.
They come back. They....didn't make it.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

I can. Sometimes I like it. These days, because my diet is odd I cook for myself only. And every day.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

Yeah.
It's very seperate.
But not equal.

What do you not understand about women?

Answer is probably different for each one I've ever met.

 

[Bbl87]

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Probably just fixing stuff. And cutting down trees. That always tends to do it. I am also a tall burly bearded man, so it kinda fits the image.

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

Between me and my wife, I'm definitely the one that's more empathetic and more sensitive to the other's mood/tone. Which by the by is generally considered a more feminine trait.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I generally tend to be very chivalrous. Just how I was raised. If I'm told not to do something I consider chivalrous, that's fine, I'll stop, but until told otherwise I'll keep doing it. The one that always makes my wife chuckle is I insist on being on the street side of the sidewalks when we're walking somewhere.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

Plumbing, passable at the basics.

Electrical, I'm pretty good for an amateur.

General home repair, I can usually get something functional if not pretty.

Auto repair, I can do the basics but beyond that its going to the mechanic.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

https://i.imgflip.com/3kwqei.jpg

For real though, probably just tracking down something to corral it and get it out of the house. Have had to do that with a bird in the garage workshop before.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

Can I? Yes. Can I do it well? Not really.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

Well, theoretically we separate, but who does what has been a point of contention from time to time, especially as our job duties and hours have changed. I do consistently handle the trash, clean the bathrooms, wash the dishes, vacuum the stairs off the top of my head. We kinda split the laundry, I tend to do the actually switching of it and she tends to fold it.

What do you not understand about men/women?

Eh, not anything in general. Just things I don't understand about MY woman.

 

[summer_reine]

Sexparation of Powers
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You have some really nice definition there that I would love to lick. But unless you are actually going to replace that garburator.. go to my bed and wait for me.

There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

I like that too.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

Trigger activated *not really*

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Walking around in a silk bathrobe

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I suppose 'traditional' depends how far back you want to go... I'll assume 50's housewife. I swear, I smoke, I drink, I pay all the bills. I devote some time each day to my appearance but can easily leave the house without makeup or more than brushing my hair. I (almost) never wear a dress and while I tend to chose clothing that appeals to the male gaze, I also choose clothes that would only attract a certain type of guy. (Probably the wrong type, SMH) Despite my best efforts, I have an irritating and nagging belief that my value comes from my appeal to males. ()

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

Basic chivalry as in hold the door and walk on the street side of the sidewalk? Sure, it shows a conscious effort but.. if I walk up to the door first why would I not open it? And don't expect me to wait for you to walk around the car to open my door for me. I'm probably not wearing a dress that needs to be smoothed out. Also.. holding and pushing a chair in for me.. that's just awkward.. how far do I lean forward and bend my knees before you push the chair in? How do you know where I'll comfortably sit at the table? Just touch the back of the chair and wait for me to sit, better yet, let me sit in the booth.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

If I have to, I will.. with the help of youtube. I'd rather not touch poo chutes but whoever is most likely to do the work without getting hurt should be the one to do the thing.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

A bat, mouse, moose? Oooooh cute! Poisonous critter? If it's smaller than my finger I carry it outside in a margarine container, bigger and I call in the cavalry.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

I can, I did. I used to love it. But 3 kids with as picky a palate as mine burned the enjoyment out of me. And now I live alone and can't be bothered. Toast or a can of soup is about as much effort as I care to put into caloric intake.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

I did it all. Now I do it all but with less towels on the bathroom floor.

What do you not understand about men/women?

Um... All the things.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I insist on being on the street side of the sidewalks when we're walking somewhere.

That’s a classic!

You seem to have a thing about men's arses lately...

It’s the Plumber’s butt crack that inspired these questions. So I needed an appropriate pic.
At least nobody is complaining that they can’t see his balls.

holding and pushing a chair in for me.. that's just awkward

This one is crazy. I can’t see it going well without serious injury.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

God, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...

Oh, I already did that! Want me to slide into your DMs with pics of the service disconnect and whip in sealtight that I mounted to a trim block that actually matches the old siding on the house? And come on now, you know it's actually 240v tsk tsk.

Or the sliding patio doors going out to the spa where I used to have a bay window?

I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!

Would you spread the word to your fellow ladies? Men everywhere would appreciate it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How has this^^^ not lead to a Show Us Your Dirty Hands picture thread?

 

[hotwords229_A]

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Fixing anything, building anything and outside work makes me feel like a man, even though I know plenty of sexy women do all these thing too—which is totally hot, but I do it Man-style!

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I couldn’t care less about any sports.
Playing them=fun
Watching them=boring as fuck.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I’m an old school guy, I think.
I’ll hold the door for anyone.
If we’re on a date, I will get the car door for you.
If a bear comes through the front door, I totally accept that it is entirely my responsibility to fight it, and probably die, while you run for cover. We’re all equal and I’d love it if you picked up an axe and helped me fight, but I also accept that it’s my burden in life, as a dude, to fight the bear and I’m cool with that.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

Moderately acceptable? I believe that I can do anything, so nothing really holds me back. Like others, I know electricity can kill me, so I proceed with caution, but I’m willing to gamble a little.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

I have no fear of bats. I prefer to capture and release them.
I won’t do the open window and hope approach, because I have to know it’s gone.
This is my house!

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

I’m awful at it. But I do like to grill.
I also make a mean ice cube.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

I would, but like others, I’m a lonely guy.

What do you not understand about men/women?

I am most perplexed by the “I just want to be heard” aspect.
I’m a solutions guy. I know women hate solutions so I know enough to keep my mouth shut, but seriously—can’t you just let me solve a few problems every now and then? Is that too much to ask?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Would you spread the word to your fellow ladies? Men everywhere would appreciate it.

Be patient, not everyone was raised in a household where their voices were heard, many had to resort prevarication & manipulation to get their needs met. Grow trust, be safe, have hard conversations while maintaining your calm, and over time you'll get there.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Be patient, not everyone was raised in a household where their voices were heard, many had to resort prevarication & manipulation to get their needs met. Grow trust, be safe, have hard conversations while maintaining your calm, and over time you'll get there.

Eh... Try #1 lasted almost 20 years. If anything, it got worse. And it is currently being dismantled.

I have been graced by someone who does speak plainly and clearly, and it's so refreshing!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There's child support???!!

No. There's not. The fucker jipped me

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Sexparation of Powers


There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Building things that need to be built. Things that requires turning a wrench. Repairing things on the cars. That kind of stuff. I would include mowing the lawn, but it feels a lot less stereotypically manly since I switched to an electric mower.

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I enjoy doing housework like vacuuming , folding laundry, etc. I find it cathartic.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

A little of both.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

Quite good. People who know me are always surprised that I can build and fix things around the house. I guess I don’t give off a handy vibe, but I’m actually quite handsy…I mean handy.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

First I probably shout/scream an obscenity or three. Then I calm myself, catch the critter, and get it out of the house.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

I can. I don’t love to cook, but I can produce a meal as required.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

We say it’s split evenly, but I actually do much more around the house. I’m good with that most of the time.

What do you not understand about men/women?

Plenty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Naked?

I'll lend you my apron. It is dangerous to cook naked. And a woman in just an apron, specifically mine, with my name across the chest? Enchanting.

I love the distinction between "cooking" and "chefing." Before my wife went into teaching full-time, she was an RN, and I got home an hour or so before she did, so it was up to me to get dinner on. Sometimes it was casseroles to go over a couple days, but often it was "okay, I have these six ingredients and everything in the spice cupboard. What can I make that they will eat?"

It was good practice for the current single father routine. I love to "chef," it is a joy and a love language, just not so much use for it with just me.

 

[velona]

Be patient, not everyone was raised in a household where their voices were heard, many had to resort prevarication & manipulation to get their needs met. Grow trust, be safe, have hard conversations while maintaining your calm, and over time you'll get there.

There is a lot to be said for for how someone learned to communicate and I think it is a lot more family/culture than gender.

Ask culture/guess culture combos can lead to weird hurt feelings and misunderstandings.

And I’ve never learned how to interpret people who talk through layers of passive aggressive comments, although I’d like to because I don’t think they are always aware they are even doing it.

I think it would be great if everyone could say what they mean and ask for what they want but it’s a learned skill.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'll lend you my apron. It is dangerous to cook naked. And a woman in just an apron, specifically mine, with my name across the chest? Enchanting.

I love the distinction between "cooking" and "chefing." Before my wife went into teaching full-time, she was an RN, and I got home an hour or ss before she did, so it was up to me to get dinner on. Sometimes it was casseroles to go over a couple days, but often it was "okay, I have these six ingredients and everything in the spice cupboard. What can I make that they will eat?"

It was good practice for the current single father routine. I love to "chef," it is a joy and a love language, just not so much use for it with just me.

I loved @Wand3rlust description of it as well. My wife is arguably considerably better at cooking than I am. So much so that I’m chefing and ask her for help, she says, “no one is around to give me a hand when I’m cooking”.

 

[ShaneoD]

I loved @Wand3rlust description of it as well. My wife is arguably considerably better at cooking than I am. So much so that I’m chefing and ask her for help, she says, “no one is around to give me a hand when I’m cooking”.

Oh she went in hard there

 

[StillRain]

Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?

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[jason28053]

Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?

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That’s quite the Instagram feeds you have their Rain

 

[StillRain]

That’s quite the Instagram feeds you have their Rain

Yes, yes it is.

Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?

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What the fuck is a Marionberry and do they make you fart more?

 

[jason28053]

Yes, yes it is.

Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.

Fart away S lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?

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No.

And WTF?!

 

[jason28053]

Yes, yes it is.

Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.

Also, now my feed is full of farts and dick holes lol

 

[EvaLane]

Also, now my feed is full of farts and dick holes lol

This is kind of fascinating, actually. I wonder what the Lit pervs’ IG explore pages look like. Here’s mine, pretty accurate, despite the fact I barely use Instagram anymore.