Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[fakingadulthood]

If you go full the rock with your eyebrows I can’t be held responsible for what happens but you might just get to smell with the rock is cookin’

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ooooh, I just heard this one.... You remind me of my pinky toe - sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table

 

[fakingadulthood]

Ooooh, I just heard this one.... You remind me of my pinky toe - sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table

I thought this was incompetent flirting… that was solid

 

[ydahecnot]

“I’m old school, radiator style”

 

[cheekygirl75]

I thought this was incompetent flirting… that was solid

I personally don't get turned on by being compared to a toe, but you do you

 

[fakingadulthood]

I personally don't get turned on by being compared to a toe, but you do you

Toes do nothing for me, not a foot guy. But a woman with a decent load bearing table… now we’re talking

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I personally don't get turned on by being compared to a toe, but you do you

I’m like a toe truck??
Once you’re hooked I’m just dragging you along for the ride

 

[fakingadulthood]

How tall do I need to be for the ride? I’m (insert ideal height here)

 

[Lemmetri]

Do you want to go to my place and put my hemroid cream on me?

 

[fakingadulthood]

Did it hurt? When you smacked your head rising from the infernal pit of hell?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Your socks are matching today.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But one testicle hangs lower. Lemme show you.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Your socks are matching today.

I can spread butter all over your english muffin

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I can spread butter all over your english muffin

We invented Love, just because of you.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

And small triangle sandwiches.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Only if you put your cucumber in my salad

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Only if you put your cucumber in my salad

Do you prefer the fancy angled cut cucumber or not?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Do you prefer the fancy angled cut cucumber or not?

Only spirals will do

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Only spirals will do

So I spin and cut at the same time?

 

[Fiestykitten]

So I spin and cut at the same time?

Yes, nothing is hotter

 

[thetabeta88]

How you doin'?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm not wearing my tight shorts..they are for Saturday between 8pm and 9

 

[English_guy_bkk]

How you doin'?

Not bad thank you.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Yes, nothing is hotter

I do take 1 dollar notes by the way

 

[Fiestykitten]

I do take 1 dollar notes by the way

So you spread for bread? good to know